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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.66,0:00:04.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss O-Koh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.62,0:00:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the assistant to the chief of Crushing Hell, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.79,0:00:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.04,0:00:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Then that means there's a "chief" above you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.12,0:00:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.29,0:00:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Mistress of Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.83,0:00:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a question.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.95,0:00:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I have an answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.12,0:00:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Where are you, Mr. Hozuki, and where are you going?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.58,0:00:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I am here, and I will stay here and do my job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.12,0:00:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Zen. You have obtained enlightenment.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.04,0:00:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's a mere statement of fact, Zen Master Ikkyu.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.62,0:01:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And will you please stop it with those\Nseemingly significant pauses?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.87,0:01:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I speak from the perspective of a layman,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.41,0:01:10.79,Default,,0,0,0,,but I'm not sure it's a good idea to treat everything\Nas some kind of deep Zen dialog.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.20,0:01:13.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Please just take my words at face value.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.41,0:01:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. That's deep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.20,0:01:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,No it isn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.12,0:01:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"I'm doing my job here,\Nso please stop bothering me and go away."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.66,0:01:23.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That's as deep as it gets.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.29,0:01:24.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I will go away.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.87,0:01:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And yet I remain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.70,0:01:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Go away.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.66,0:01:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.12,0:01:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Every single year you barge in here,\Nand you're not even a Hell Minion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.95,0:01:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I think nothing of my flesh,\Nergo it matters not whither I go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.95,0:01:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It makes no difference where I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.62,0:01:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,My darling little disciple will be\Nshowing herself for the first time in ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:47.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not leaving until I see her.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.00,0:01:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,If you mean Miss Jigoku Dayu,\Nshe won't be here for quite a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.95,0:01:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I imagine her journey takes time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.70,0:01:58.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Jigoku Dayu.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.70,0:02:04.87,Default,,0,0,0,,In the Muromachi Period, a woman was kidnapped\Nby bandits and sold into prostitution.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.87,0:02:07.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Believing her trials to be punishment\Nfor sins in a past life,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.12,0:02:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,the virtuous woman called herself\NJigoku Dayu, the Hell Courtesan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.45,0:02:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,This woman, who died at a young age, is now...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.45,0:02:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Jigoku Dayu for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.37,0:02:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,She's so glamorous; I love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.00,0:02:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my favorite day of the year,\NI always have something to write about.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.83,0:02:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,She's so ostentatious.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.04,0:02:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't think she's a little flashy\Nfor a disciple of Master Ikkyu?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.95,0:02:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.41,0:02:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But she's the Crushing Hell's big yearly attraction.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.04,0:02:54.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but still. According to my notes,\Nthis Jigoku Dayu is a ballsy lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.12,0:02:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, that tiger...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.08,0:03:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}DO NOT\N{\an5}CROSS\N{\an5}THIS BRIDGE
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.00,0:03:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,and that bridge made Ikkyu famous.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.12,0:03:07.25,Default,,0,0,0,,But the first time she meets him,\Nshe makes up a poem to say,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.25,0:03:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Go back to your mountains, Priest.\NYou have no business in the pleasure quarters!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.54,0:03:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}IF YOU ARE A PRIEST\N{\an4}SHOULD YOU NOT MAKE YOUR ABODE\N{\an4}DEEP IN THE MOUNTAINS?\N{\an5}THE PLACE YOU FIND YOURSELF NOW\N{\an5}IS BETWEEN EARTH AND HELL
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.83,0:03:18.04,Default,,0,0,0,,At least, that's what I heard. And that led to her becoming\Nhis disciple and attaining great enlightenment.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.62,0:03:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}GREAT\N{\an5}ENLIGHTENMENT
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.87,0:03:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But what is great enlightenment, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.79,0:03:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess it means she was enlightened a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.45,0:03:44.79,Default,,0,0,0,,My head is heavy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.41,0:03:46.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I imagine it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.00,0:03:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dayu, what are you doing,\Ndecked out in such heavy finery?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.54,0:03:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought you've been enlightened.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.04,0:03:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Master, but even with enlightenment,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.37,0:03:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,there are crushing public rules of etiquette\Nwith mortal consequences.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.54,0:04:03.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't suppose you two could make\Nyour conversations easier to follow overall?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.08,0:04:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything you say has too many double meanings.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.12,0:04:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I come all this way to visit with my disciple,\Nbut with so many spectators...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.16,0:04:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,She's wonderful every time I see her.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.12,0:04:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,So pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.08,0:04:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So glamorous.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.95,0:04:28.95,Default,,0,0,0,,So she's the chief of Crushing Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.95,0:04:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Crushing Hell is ruled\Nby Lady Jigoku Dayu and Miss O-Koh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.79,0:04:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I see why Mr. Karauri always wants to go there.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.41,0:04:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It would be irresistible for his type.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.08,0:04:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't take shots at me from a distance!\NI'm not a part of this!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.33,0:04:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What's going on? There's a million people here!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.87,0:04:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! She's glamorous!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.04,0:04:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,She's the chief of Crushing Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.62,0:05:02.95,Default,,0,0,0,,She's famous because she's smoking hot,\Nbut she almost never leaves her office.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.95,0:05:07.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Come to think of it, there was some kind of\Nbig to-do at the end of last year, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.37,0:05:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So this is what it was!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.29,0:05:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,That's awesome! What is she here for?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.00,0:05:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Do they have a big event planned?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.45,0:05:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet it's a ceremony.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.12,0:05:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.70,0:05:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,She's only here to turn in the year-end\Nadjustment forms for Crushing Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.75,0:05:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Salaried Employee\N{\an5}Year-end Adjustment Form
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.75,0:05:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And to turn in this year's reports while she's at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.79,0:05:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What...?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.95,0:05:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.00,0:05:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,So... why is she so...?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.33,0:05:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She dressed normally at first.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.20,0:05:44.87,Default,,0,0,0,,But when it got out that a beauty from Crushing Hell\Nwas making rare appearances,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.20,0:05:47.91,Default,,0,0,0,,more people would come and try to get a look at her.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.70,0:05:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,So Dayu would try to meet their expectations,\Nand dress more lavishly every year.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.25,0:05:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Which brings us to now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.20,0:05:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I am following the opposite of the path to enlightenment.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.33,0:06:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.45,0:06:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,My master is here to see me,\Nand if it makes everyone happy, then I'll do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.12,0:06:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I do like to see women.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.16,0:06:12.29,Default,,0,0,0,,But personally, I do wish you would stop this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.54,0:06:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,A priest from the Muromachi Period,\Nmaking "personal" requests.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.91,0:06:19.33,Default,,0,0,0,,This makes me feel like an Edo shogun\Nforcing his retainers to move to the capital,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.62,0:06:23.16,Default,,0,0,0,,so I personally wish you would come more discreetly.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.16,0:06:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I apologize.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.83,0:06:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But as the representative of Crushing Hell,\Npeople expect certain things of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.70,0:06:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I know you'd prefer I don't dress up,\Nbut I can't come in a sweat suit, can I?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.95,0:06:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I never asked you to be THAT casual.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.91,0:06:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You can just come in your normal clothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.37,0:06:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,But what is normal?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.29,0:06:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it that makes one "normal"?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.75,0:06:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. This.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.25,0:06:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}THIS
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.95,0:06:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm only considering everyone's convenience.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.62,0:06:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't start picking apart what I'm saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.45,0:06:59.33,Default,,0,0,0,,O-Koh arranges these costumes for me every year.\NIt wouldn't be right not to wear them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.58,0:07:05.75,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H60&}Note: A famous enka singer who wears very similar outfits.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.58,0:07:05.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. I just feel more and more like...\Nlike I'm in charge of wardrobe for Sachiko Kobayashi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.16,0:07:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, at this rate it will eventually\Nturn into an Electrical P*rade,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.91,0:07:12.33,Default,,0,0,0,,So please alter course before you get there.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.70,0:07:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,When a crowd starts to gather,\Nthat crowd gets bigger and bigger,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.91,0:07:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And before you know it, people start to think\Nthat something big is about to happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.95,0:07:27.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I would hope that an enlightened person\Nwould not plant those seeds.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.25,0:07:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,So? The forms and the report?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.37,0:07:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.08,0:07:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We forgot them.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.75,0:07:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That, too, is life.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.91,0:07:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, Zen Master Ikkyu. Go away!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.29,0:07:53.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm tired...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.75,0:07:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Hozuki, let's go get some drinks tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.20,0:08:00.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You just went drinking last week.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.37,0:08:02.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But YOU didn't come.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.87,0:08:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,No, because I was taking care of\Nall the paperwork you suddenly left on my lap.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.29,0:08:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.45,0:08:17.08,Default,,0,0,0,,But you never join in when we do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.08,0:08:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.79,0:08:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm opposed to frequent mandatory drinking parties.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.20,0:08:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Special events like year-end parties are enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.50,0:08:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let's have a year-end party tomorrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.45,0:08:30.41,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.75,0:08:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Have a Drink and Get Some Rest
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.20,0:08:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So about the entertainment for tonight's year-end party.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.79,0:08:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think about an OGIRI comedy quiz?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.29,0:08:47.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to be in charge of cushions.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.79,0:08:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you always come out of left field like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.04,0:08:52.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And you will be the MC.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.58,0:08:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What? I'd love to be an MC...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.00,0:09:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But no. I can see how that act would end.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.91,0:09:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ten to one, it'll go...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.75,0:09:07.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Using the H, E, L in Hell,\Nwe'd like you to write an acrostic poem.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.45,0:09:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,For example, one about my Chief of Staff.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.41,0:09:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}H\N{\an5}E\NL
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.75,0:09:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hozuki is ruthless, enthusiastic about torture,\Nand... loves to criticize.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.58,0:09:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.25,0:09:27.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You are exactly right.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.95,0:09:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not hard to imagine\Nthe cushion carrier stealing the spotlight.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.33,0:09:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.66,0:09:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes? What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.50,0:09:38.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Year-end Season Survey:\N{\an5}What is your alcoholic\N{\an5}beverage of choice?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.83,0:09:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you yesterday that in exchange for having the party,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.04,0:09:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,you need to check all this paperwork\Nby lunchtime, remember?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.91,0:09:46.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sorry, I was just so busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.87,0:09:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw you in the cafeteria watching that Hiru Kyun\Ntalk show all the way to the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.54,0:09:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Lunch is the only time I have\Nto watch TV, so I... you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.37,0:09:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fine if you watch TV\Nas long as you meet your deadlines.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.20,0:10:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Shall we start doing pinky swears\Nto make sure you keep your future promises?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.04,0:10:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Pinky swears?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.62,0:10:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You? Suggesting sucha whimsical way to make\Npromises? It's just so unusual, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.29,0:10:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You can be kind of cute sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.79,0:10:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.91,0:10:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Cut your finger, cut your hair stand\Noutside the outhouse and puke up all your blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.91,0:10:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Rot away, rot away, year after year.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.29,0:10:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Cut your finger, ten thousand fists, if you tell a lie,\Nyou'll swallow a thousand needles.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.20,0:10:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Pinky swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.58,0:10:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah, I remember those now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.16,0:10:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Where'd the first half of that song come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.45,0:10:43.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the old version I just happen to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.37,0:10:45.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What? That's scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.00,0:10:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, Lord Enma, in the Edo Era...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.00,0:10:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,when a prostitute fell in love with a man,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.08,0:10:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,she would cut off her finger\Nand send it to him as an expression of her love.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.87,0:10:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.50,0:11:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That is the origin of the pinky swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.62,0:11:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,In other words, the act of making a promise\Nused to be taken frighteningly seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.91,0:11:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you telling me this now?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.41,0:11:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}TEN THOUSAND FISTS
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.91,0:11:13.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}TEN\N{\an5}THOUSAND\N{\an5}FISTS
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.20,0:11:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Furthermore, the "ten thousand fists"...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.66,0:11:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Referred to punching the promise,\Nbreaker ten thousand times.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.50,0:11:20.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a deal with the devil!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.79,0:11:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I'll look at those right now. Just give me a minute!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.95,0:11:28.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.62,0:11:30.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Stamp this please!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.70,0:11:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.12,0:11:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't you going to the year-end party tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.95,0:11:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going, but not until\NI've gone through all this paperwork.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.58,0:11:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What? All of it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.62,0:11:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Because if you work really hard at the end of the year,\Nyou can take New Year's Day off, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.83,0:11:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,New Year's Day is my busiest.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.50,0:11:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.66,0:11:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Mochi.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.70,0:11:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah, mochi.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.16,0:11:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a fairly serious problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.91,0:12:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,In other countries, they call it the silent killer.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.58,0:12:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,On New Year's, the gods, including Lord Enma,\Nstop by all the shrines and temples.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.08,0:12:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's peak season for the entire afterlife.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.50,0:12:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.41,0:12:15.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The main thing is, Japanese people\Ndon't rest in the Mundane World,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.54,0:12:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,so we can't rest, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.62,0:12:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.25,0:12:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do they keep their stores open 24 hours a day?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.33,0:12:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That would drive even a workaholic crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.70,0:12:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do they insist on going to work and school\Nduring heavy snows and typhoons?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.87,0:12:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Why can't they learn\Nfrom tropical island King Hamehameha?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.79,0:12:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,GET SOME REST, JAPANESE PEOPLE!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.50,0:12:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,At least go to sleep at night!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.83,0:12:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He snapped!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.95,0:12:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,How can you work yourselves to death?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.25,0:12:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,How are we supposed to judge that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.37,0:12:47.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We fight over whether to reduce your sentence!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.91,0:12:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,He must be REALLY tired!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.00,0:12:52.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone please come help Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.16,0:12:54.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ms. Shikimi!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.33,0:12:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Takamura!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.25,0:13:06.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a question.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.41,0:13:09.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Ahh, I'm getting sleepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.50,0:13:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's about the custom of having a year-end party, \Nand then turning around and having a New Year's party.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.16,0:13:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,If you talk about next year, the demons will laugh at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.79,0:13:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't mind coming along to these twice a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.91,0:13:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,But why should I have to nurse your giant girth\Nback to health every time?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.20,0:13:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Why can't you just party for a few hours and then stop?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.29,0:13:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're drunk, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.33,0:13:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,GREAT KING ENMA!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.33,0:13:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You exist to make people get their acts together\Nwhen New Year's Week ends!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.25,0:13:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.33,0:13:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.25,0:13:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,January 16 is the Servants' Holiday.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.37,0:13:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,There are some places that unveil statues\Nor pictures of King Enma or Hell on that day.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.79,0:13:53.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Let gods of the year and of fortune\Nhandle New Year's Week!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.45,0:13:59.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And when it's done, it's time for the mortals to shape up,\Nso that's when we come along!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.37,0:14:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}SERVANTS' HOLIDAY
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.54,0:14:00.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Servants' Holiday, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.04,0:14:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}100 DAYS\N{\an8}SERVANTS' HOLIDAY
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.20,0:14:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There's 100 Days, Third Memorial,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.37,0:14:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}THIRD MEMORIAL\N{\an7}100 DAYS\N{\an8}SERVANTS' HOLIDAY
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.58,0:14:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The 15th Night, the 88th Day, Shichi-Go-San...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.62,0:14:04.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}THIRD MEMORIAL\N{\an7}100 DAYS\N{\an8}SERVANTS' HOLIDAY\N{\an5}15TH NIGHT
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.66,0:14:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}THIRD MEMORIAL\N{\an7}100 DAYS\N{\an8}SERVANTS' HOLIDAY\N{\an4}88TH DAY
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.67,0:14:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}15TH NIGHT
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.04,0:14:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}THIRD MEMORIAL\N{\an7}100 DAYS\N{\an8}SERVANTS' HOLIDAY\N{\an4}88TH DAY\N{\an5}15TH NIGHT\N{\an4}SHICHI-GO-SAN
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.70,0:14:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Japanese events are pretty confusing.\NEverything's all mixed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.58,0:14:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,The one that really doesn't make sense\Nis the Third Memorial.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.41,0:14:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,The Offices of Godotenrin are where they\Nhave a trial on the Third Memorial day, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.29,0:14:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.54,0:14:24.45,Default,,0,0,0,,If it's only been two years since they died,\Nwhy do we call it the third memorial?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.45,0:14:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,The first year is still called the First Anniversary.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.16,0:14:32.04,Default,,0,0,0,,We think of the time of death as the first memorial.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.66,0:14:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Time of death                                        Funeral\N{\an4}Next year                                   First Death Anniversary\N{\an4}Year after that                                    Third Memorial
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.29,0:14:34.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So why is the First Anniversary the First Anniversary?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.50,0:14:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,They go into mourning for a year after the funeral, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.25,0:14:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You know... people send out notices of mourning.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.83,0:14:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That period of mourning ends when the year is over,\Nso they call it the First Anniversary.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.83,0:14:49.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That's complicated.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.83,0:14:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a lot of numbers.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.54,0:14:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,20th day, 30th day, 5 percent off...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.41,0:14:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, that one wasn't quite right.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.70,0:15:00.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That one is more of a commercial type event.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.66,0:15:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're going to sleep, do it in your bed!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.91,0:15:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't blame me if you catch cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.54,0:15:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the end of the year and you're\Nlecturing me like you're my mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.33,0:15:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a kind of a god, too, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.54,0:15:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm auspicious!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.20,0:15:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's that laziness of yours that leads to such sloppy work!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.41,0:15:20.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Here!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.83,0:15:23.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, now, as long as he's not doing anything\Nindecent, why don't you let it slide?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.79,0:15:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You've gotten away with too many indecencies,\Nso keep your mouth shut for once.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.00,0:15:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That said, I thank you both for coming to my aid tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.58,0:15:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.25,0:15:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It just wouldn't be right to have\Nan Enma Offices year-end party without you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.25,0:15:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to take a break once in a while.\NAnd to eat yummy food and sleep in a warm bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.83,0:15:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That is true, but why can't we just party\Nfor a few hours and then stop?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.08,0:15:58.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You really are drunk. You always\Ntalk like that when you're drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.66,0:16:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,But that's just a difference in point of view.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.54,0:16:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm one of those people\Nwho thinks social obligations are important, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.41,0:16:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Then next time, why don't we go ahead\Nand have a house party at our place?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.00,0:16:11.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll cook!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.50,0:16:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Hamburg steak, fried shrimp,\Nchicken tenders, spaghetti with ketchup,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.33,0:16:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,with a nice fruit punch for dessert.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.75,0:16:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all the food Mom makes for me for my birthday!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.20,0:16:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I wanna visit my folks!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.37,0:16:28.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe next year we should have a Christmas party.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.08,0:16:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.45,0:16:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The entertainment can be\Na one-cat Bollywood presentation.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.83,0:16:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,A-are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.91,0:16:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm fine. Sorry to worry you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.79,0:16:45.70,Default,,0,0,0,,On second thought, I'm not fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.70,0:16:48.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Misohagi, lend me a shoulder?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.25,0:16:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm seriously gonna put you in a cage.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.16,0:16:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, Japanese events generally involve drinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.37,0:16:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why I like them!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.12,0:16:59.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything has its role to play.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.58,0:17:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,To the humans, we are the stick\Nof the carrot and the stick.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.45,0:17:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,If the stick can't rein itself in,\Nthen its priorities are all backwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.29,0:17:14.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, before you start lecturing me,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.58,0:17:20.29,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H60&}Note: The show being "Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.58,0:17:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you stop watching that penalty game show\Nand muttering "good idea" under your breath? Seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.29,0:17:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No, someday I will reenact them all.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.12,0:17:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, if you're going to do that,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.62,0:17:30.25,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H60&}Note: One of the ridiculous situations where "Itao's wife" dances to Madonna songs.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.62,0:17:30.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I do the Ita*'s Wife Dance? I'm really good at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.25,0:17:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.70,0:17:36.83,Default,,0,0,0,,If we want a game, how about butt letters?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.83,0:17:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's do butt letters! Okay, go! One, two!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.79,0:17:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The E in Enma...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.04,0:17:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Is written like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.50,0:17:44.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}W
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.87,0:17:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}W
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.45,0:17:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,He did the more complicated version!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.95,0:17:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.20,0:17:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did he write a W?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.08,0:17:56.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Is Lord Enma actually Lord Wenma?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.91,0:17:58.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's an old way of writing Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.41,0:18:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}W
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.41,0:18:02.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! You know I can't sit when you do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.45,0:18:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Somebody bring me a cushion\Nthat will be kind to my posterior!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.79,0:18:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}W
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.37,0:18:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a pillow for hemorrhoids.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.70,0:18:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You are so hard on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.87,0:18:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You could soften up once in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.33,0:18:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Gods like to drink, too. This kind of thing happens, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.79,0:18:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And cheers!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.91,0:18:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Way!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.04,0:18:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Ernest Heming...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.00,0:18:25.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Way!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.83,0:18:27.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep it down!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.29,0:18:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Drunk divine beasts are super annoying!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.91,0:18:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You get drunk and start telling stupid jokes\Nand it drives me up the wall!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.41,0:18:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.37,0:18:35.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.12,0:18:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,See? All the rabbits have their ears straight up!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.00,0:18:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And they're thumping!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.20,0:18:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,They're nervous about you,\Nand you're supposed to be GOOD omens!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.29,0:18:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Ho-oh, that look is ethically problematic!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.08,0:18:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let me set the record straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.87,0:18:54.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Like Hakutaku, I am an old man\Nmore than 100 million years old.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.00,0:18:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Now there should be no problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.70,0:18:59.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Gods and booze always go together.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.25,0:19:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,That's one thing you'll have to accept, young man.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.54,0:19:05.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Forget The Old Man and the Sea.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.58,0:19:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,This is The Old Men and the Sake.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.33,0:19:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,But you're not fishing for marlin. You're just eating them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.41,0:19:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.29,0:19:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this the banquet hall that brings good luck?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.50,0:19:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on in!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.79,0:19:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.37,0:19:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Come along, this way!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.95,0:19:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.54,0:19:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Girls keep stopping by today. What is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.37,0:19:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.58,0:19:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If I just invite them for drinks,\Nthey'll think I'm suspicious and say no.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.54,0:19:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So I spread the word that if they came here today, \Nthey would be greatly blessed in the coming year.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.25,0:19:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You're using yourself and your friends as a power spot?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.37,0:19:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,This from the guy who brings\Nthese ominous creatures to life.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.91,0:19:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Woof.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.66,0:19:58.75,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not Mao Hao Hao!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.95,0:19:59.83,Default,,0,0,0,,HIYA!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.87,0:20:03.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-what did you do that for?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.50,0:20:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.16,0:20:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's about time we really do break this party up.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.70,0:20:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you at least want to savor the last moments?\NYou're so unemotional.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.45,0:20:19.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometimes, seeing you makes me think of Mr. Sp*ck.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.12,0:20:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Live long and prosper
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.37,0:20:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, this party is over.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.08,0:20:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.29,0:20:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It was fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.66,0:20:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,M-me, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.08,0:20:32.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, um, that is, well, we were under the same roof,\Nspending time together in the same room.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.58,0:20:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a l-luck-l-l-l-lucky-l-luck-
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.79,0:20:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go check in\Non the animal minion year-end party.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.12,0:20:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that a good idea? You can hardly stand.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.70,0:20:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,At least your face is still imposing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.79,0:20:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,But what about your back?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.12,0:20:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I have things to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.20,0:20:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,If you'll excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.54,0:20:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Then take me home with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.16,0:20:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Go home yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.20,0:21:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, we're going to see Momotaro.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.54,0:21:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Wanna walk with us part of the way?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.33,0:21:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.33,0:21:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Whaaaaaaaat?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.70,0:21:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.87,0:21:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.41,0:21:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know why, but they can hold their liquor.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.95,0:21:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell minion animal year-end party, this way!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.45,0:21:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Hai!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.04,0:21:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Nippon no jigoku wa juroshou jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.04,0:21:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}The hells of Japan are Eternal Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.33,0:21:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Zenbu awasete ni-hyaku-nana-ju-ni mo aru
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.33,0:21:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}All together, we have 272 in all!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.16,0:22:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Koko wa jigoku! Jigoku!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.16,0:22:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}This is Hell! Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.95,0:22:02.95,Default,,0,0,0,,100% grass juice, type A blood, fresh water,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.75,0:22:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Sutekina jigoku!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.75,0:22:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}This is wonderful Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.79,0:22:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,salt water, muddy water...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.00,0:22:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Jigoku, jigo, jigo, jigoku dayo!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.00,0:22:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Hell, hella-hella, this is Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.04,0:22:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We have everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.08,0:22:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Toukatsu, Kokujou, Shugou, Kyoukan
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.08,0:22:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Repeated Lives Hell, Black Cord Hell, Mortal Hell, Screaming Hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.37,0:22:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Dai-kyoukan, Shounetsu ni Dai-shounetsu, Abi
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.37,0:22:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Great Screaming Hell, Inferno Hell, Greater Inferno Hell, Avici...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.66,0:22:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's on Daji tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Fuki-sho ni Oujuku-sho ni
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Animal Cruelty Hell, Pot Boiling Hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.33,0:22:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay! Woohoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.95,0:22:19.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Nyohichuda-sho ni Juku Muusuuryo-sho
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.95,0:22:19.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Thief Mauling Hell, Spiteful Parasite Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.41,0:22:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Hariyama, Chi no Ike, mada-mada iro-iro
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.41,0:22:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Needle Mountain, Lake of Blood, and many, many more
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.54,0:22:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Jigoku wa aru kamo shirenai yo
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.54,0:22:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Hell may in fact exist
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.50,0:22:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Konoyo no okonai ni ki wo tsukete!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.50,0:22:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Beware what you do with your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.16,0:22:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Koko wa jigoku! Jigoku!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.16,0:22:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}This is Hell! Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.66,0:22:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Sutekina jigoku!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.66,0:22:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}This is wonderful Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.87,0:22:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Jigoku, jigo, jigo, jigoku dayo!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.87,0:22:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Hell, hella-hella, this is Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.58,0:22:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Koko wa jigoku! Jigoku!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.58,0:22:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}This is Hell! Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.16,0:22:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Tanoshii jigoku!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.16,0:22:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}This is fun, happy Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.20,0:22:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Jigoku, jigo, jigo, jigo, jigo
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.20,0:22:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Hell, hella-hella, hella-hella...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.45,0:22:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Jigo, jigo, jigo, jigo, jigo, jigo, jigoku dayo
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.45,0:22:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Hella-hella, hella-hella, hella-hella, this is Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.66,0:23:02.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Nippon no jigoku wa jiman no jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.66,0:23:02.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}The hells of Japan are hells to be proud of
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.95,0:23:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Tsumi ni awasete omote nashi
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.95,0:23:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Our punishments are guaranteed to fit the crime
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.45,0:23:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Hai!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.91,0:23:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Nippon no jigoku wa juroshou jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.91,0:23:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}The hells of Japan are Eternal Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.08,0:23:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}Zenbu awasete ni-hyaku-nana-ju-ni mo aru
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.08,0:23:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs24}All together, we have 272 in all!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.12,0:23:21.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all for this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.66,0:23:26.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Now then...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.91,0:23:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll be busy again when the new year starts.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.66,0:23:32.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But for today...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.75,0:23:33.95,Default,,0,0,0,,good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.12,0:23:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}THIS IS THE END OF SEASON 2.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.50,0:23:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT LET US MEET AGAIN\N{\an5}NEXT YEAR...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.62,0:23:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}THERE IS MORE TO COME!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.50,0:23:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HOZUKI'S\N{\an5}COOLHEADEDNESS\N{\an5}SEASON TWO PART TWO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.50,0:23:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}STARTING APRIL 2018!