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Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.41,0:01:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom, hey, it's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.12,0:01:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So, about my company's money...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.58,0:01:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's right...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.66,0:01:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm in a real bind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.29,0:01:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretending to be someone's relative\Nin order to swindle them...!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.83,0:01:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The Offices of Enma hereby sentence you\Nto the Realm of Dead Hope!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.33,0:01:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, that concludes the study tour of the trial.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.58,0:01:56.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Were you able to take some notes?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.20,0:01:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.75,0:01:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Taking notes is essential.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.83,0:01:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.41,0:02:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,They've really grown, haven't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.04,0:02:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the same with any group of newcomers,\Nbut each year I'm filled with emotion...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.83,0:02:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Before I even know it... they've grown.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.20,0:02:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Next, it's time to get ready\Nfor the employment examination!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.45,0:02:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna do this quickly!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.87,0:02:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.20,0:02:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}The Day-to-Day at the Offices of Enma
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.66,0:02:26.45,Default,,0,0,0,,So we're holding another employment examination...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.62,0:02:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,The dead never stop arriving, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.45,0:02:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is always understaffed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.16,0:02:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,How true. Day after day we're so busy,\NI'd take any help we can get.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.04,0:02:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, it's about time for the interviews.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.45,0:02:43.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Off you go now, Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.12,0:02:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.54,0:02:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HELL MINION\N{\an5}EMPLOYMENT\N{\an5}EXAMINATION\N{\an5}INTERVIEWS
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.66,0:02:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,U-um... What's with his huge cat...?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.54,0:03:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}HOZUKI\N{\an5}MUSTARD\N{\an5}STRIPPING\N{\an5}HAG
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.83,0:03:03.41,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a stress interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.54,0:03:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think this is the correct meaning of "stress,"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.00,0:03:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,but I'll keep quiet because\NI don't want to hurt my chances of a job offer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.62,0:03:16.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Kasha, you see. By nature, I'm a monster cat\Nwho eats corpses found in the Mundane World.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.87,0:03:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I was a fiend who'd find a funeral, set my sights\Non its procession, and then head straight for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.16,0:03:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,A cat in full fling.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.37,0:03:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,But, as you can see, I'm working in Hell now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.83,0:03:32.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}KASHA\N{\an5}HOZUKI\N{\an5}STRIPPING\N{\an5}HAG
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.87,0:03:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a veteran of the Welcoming Committee.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.16,0:03:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,To start out, I wanted to see how startled you'd be\Nwhen confronted with this unusual situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.33,0:03:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, let's begin the interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.75,0:03:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What department would you like to be appointed to\Nand what kind of job would you like to do there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.37,0:03:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'd like to work as a torturer in Repeated Lives Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.83,0:03:55.12,Default,,0,0,0,,There are many dead who've received\Nthe lightest sentence and ended up there,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.12,0:03:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,so I think it's a job worth doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.16,0:04:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems he's got some basic knowledge.\NWell, I suppose I'm impressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.87,0:04:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}ZASHIKI\N{\an6}WARASHI
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.16,0:04:03.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Write, write, write, write...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.79,0:04:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.12,0:04:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And what kind of instrument of torture\Nwould you like to use?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.37,0:04:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}MUSTARD
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.50,0:04:10.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Sniff, sniff, sniff...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.58,0:04:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this smell?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.91,0:04:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That man already has a weapon, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.29,0:04:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you show it to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.62,0:04:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.62,0:04:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I would like to use...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.70,0:04:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,this homemade device\Nfor automatically cutting nails to the quick!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.83,0:04:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The position is yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.29,0:04:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure that's a good move?\NThat guy's a real idiot, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.58,0:04:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,A fine line separates idiots from geniuses.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.79,0:04:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Does that mean it's advantageous to employ idiots?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.70,0:04:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Not at all, but complete idiots are not to be trifled with.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.91,0:04:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}WAITING\N{\an8}ROOM
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.25,0:04:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Next person, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.41,0:04:53.83,Default,,0,0,0,,From serving tea to giving shoulder rubs, I'll do whatever!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.66,0:04:57.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Trying to deceive with her looks like that...\NWhat a shameless woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.91,0:05:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fine. Mortal Hell is in dire need\Nof a beautiful woman, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.70,0:05:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}PASS
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.95,0:05:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,So employing people\Nbased on their appearance is a thing, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.16,0:05:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}WAITING\N{\an5}ROOM
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.91,0:05:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Next person, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.29,0:05:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,My hobbies are reading and bonsai.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.66,0:05:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got a scary face, so I'll employ you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.62,0:05:19.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure about that? He said "bonsai," you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.00,0:05:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Once again employing someone\Nbased on their appearance, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.58,0:05:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}ZASHIKI\N{\an6}WARASHI
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.79,0:05:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Write, write, write, write...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.62,0:05:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The hell minion animals are next, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.08,0:05:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}STRIPPING\N{\an5}HAG\N{\an5}MUSTARD\N{\an5}HOZUKI\N{\an4}KASHA
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.29,0:05:28.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.00,0:05:32.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.58,0:05:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HELL MINION\N{\an8}EMPLOYMENT\N{\an8}EXAMINATION\N{\an5}INTERVIEWS
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.00,0:05:35.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Animals can't tout their cuteness, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.70,0:05:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,He won't be paying attention to that, so just act naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.83,0:05:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You really can't help putting on\Na senpai-like air, can you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.50,0:05:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? Me? Well, I was head hunted away\Nfrom my previous position, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.12,0:05:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That was just regular mid-career recruitment.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.79,0:05:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Dogs of hell, even if it's just an act,\Nshow your canine teeth, slobber,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.91,0:05:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,and really play up your feral side, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.66,0:06:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Shiro, there's no need to be feeding them\Nthat kind of information beforehand.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.75,0:06:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.45,0:06:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone, please just act naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.50,0:06:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That said, I suppose that might be difficult now,\Nso please bite down on this pressure measurement film.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.37,0:06:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HELL MINION\N{\an8}EMPLOYMENT\N{\an8}EXAMINATION\N{\an5}INTERVIEWS
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.75,0:06:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,If you demonstrate sufficient jaw strength\Nand show purpose in your eyes, I'll employ you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.04,0:06:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Based on those criteria,\Nwouldn't you be better off employing a shark?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.04,0:06:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Or perhaps a Nile crocodile.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.62,0:06:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}KASHA\N{\an5}HOZUKI\N{\an5}MUSTARD\N{\an5}STRIPPING\N{\an5}HAG
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.70,0:06:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the famous rabbit from Crackling Mountain.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.70,0:06:32.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a Hell minion now.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.62,0:06:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}MUSTARD
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.00,0:06:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,If you were to take revenge against\Nyour most hated adversary, what would you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.66,0:06:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd imprison them in somewhere dark and smelly,\Nand I'd let them out 24 hours after they start groaning.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.50,0:06:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I'd intently stare into their eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.91,0:06:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}KASHA\N{\an5}HOZUKI\N{\an5}MUSTARD\N{\an5}STRIPPING
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.92,0:06:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}HAG
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.04,0:06:49.70,Default,,0,0,0,,He clearly had someone in mind...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.37,0:06:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened between the two of them?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.70,0:06:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems pretty deep-seated, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.70,0:06:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I rather like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.87,0:06:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll employ you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.91,0:06:58.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}PASS
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.58,0:06:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.20,0:07:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If you have any questions, I'll answer them.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.70,0:07:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I heard that the Offices of Enma\Nare a rather unforgiving place,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.62,0:07:11.12,Default,,0,0,0,,so I suppose the fact you've selected me,\Ncame as a surprise...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.41,0:07:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's after you join up, that it becomes unforgiving...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.04,0:07:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}HOZUKI\N{\an5}MUSTARD\N{\an5}STRIPPING\N{\an5}HAG
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.37,0:07:19.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Moreso than the Offices of Enma being unforgiving...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.00,0:07:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,...is this man here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.95,0:07:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow-ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.33,0:07:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It is my duty to put the right person in the right post,\Nso don't you worry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.75,0:07:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Karauri, Nasubi, please see\Nto guiding this year's newcomers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.29,0:07:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!\NSure!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.00,0:07:35.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.83,0:07:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.08,0:07:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Mornin'!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.20,0:07:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.33,0:07:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You will now clean the courtroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.66,0:07:48.25,Default,,0,0,0,,After that, you'll head to the records department\Nand receive today's allotment of documents.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.95,0:07:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll put those on Mr. Hozuki's desk -\Noh, and don't place them there all haphazardly.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.87,0:07:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Caramel... Heavenly.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.58,0:07:57.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Line up all the corners of the documents and make sure they're facing the same way.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.83,0:08:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, you'll all take weapons of your choosing from the arsenal and carry them to each execution site.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.25,0:08:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yo-heave-ho! Yo-heave-ho! Yo-heave-ho!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.00,0:08:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,For a start, you'll be doing that same routine each morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.79,0:08:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I have work for the time being,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.70,0:08:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's the arsenal?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.70,0:08:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}but I'll need to compete with drones soon...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.83,0:08:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,At the end of the East Building.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.29,0:08:09.75,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the third time I've told you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.79,0:08:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Not asking is a problem, but it's not good\Nto have to ask the same thing too many times either.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.41,0:08:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Karauri, Nasubi.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.62,0:08:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.62,0:08:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.58,0:08:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, now please try and do everything I've told you to.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.20,0:08:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.20,0:08:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Karauri sure is shrewd.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.91,0:08:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if I'll be able to become like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.79,0:08:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I see that acting as the new arrivals' senpai\Nhas become second nature for you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.87,0:08:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.54,0:08:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Please produce a clean copy of the trial records.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.08,0:08:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's a crucial duty of the records department.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.29,0:08:47.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}SENTENCE -  REALM OF DEAD HOPE
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.62,0:08:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Sentenced to... the Realm of Dead Hope?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.00,0:08:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The trial we observed yesterday\Nhad that same sentence, didn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.41,0:08:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The nature of the offenses mostly have to deal with fraud.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.20,0:08:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Nowadays, there are both telephones\Nand the Internet, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.50,0:08:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Fraud has been present throughout the ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.20,0:09:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Long ago...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.66,0:09:06.37,Default,,0,0,0,,G-Gosaku? Is that really you, Gosaku?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.37,0:09:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It sure is! Mom, it's me!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.75,0:09:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"Mom, it's me."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.75,0:09:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,There was lots of fraud in which someone would claim\Nto be a loved one who's back after 10 years away.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.12,0:09:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,There were no photographs in those days, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.62,0:09:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Even mothers would get tricked.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.91,0:09:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I see...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.33,0:09:26.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, you know, it seems there's been some\N"it's me" fraud in Hell recently.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.16,0:09:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Not too long ago, my own mom-
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.08,0:09:29.95,Default,,0,0,0,,She was targeted?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.29,0:09:32.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.75,0:09:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes? Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.00,0:09:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, Mother. It's me - me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.00,0:09:45.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm telling you it's me. You listening, Mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.70,0:09:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,My little Non?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.16,0:09:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. Ah, my voice might sound\Na little weird 'cause I've got a cold right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.58,0:09:52.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you see, the thing is-
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.58,0:09:56.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I don't even have a child named "Non."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.45,0:10:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I never call her "Mother,"\Nso she said she figured it out right away.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.16,0:10:04.45,Default,,0,0,0,,She may not look it, but your mom is quite courageous.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.45,0:10:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the very fact she's married to a ghostly oxen cart...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.62,0:10:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But, I suppose it's a good idea to call the person\Nby a nickname you normally never use for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.79,0:10:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,To trick them into revealing the truth, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.16,0:10:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,People often suggest creating\Nsome kind of secret word ahead of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.04,0:10:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you know, when the need arises I bet I'd forget it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.37,0:10:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It'd also be pain for a parent and child\Nto say it every single time...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.29,0:10:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.79,0:10:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, there is another option.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.08,0:10:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Right at the start of the conversation...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.12,0:10:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that you, Kenji? If it's money you want,\NI'm not giving you any.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.58,0:10:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Just say something like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.58,0:10:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That's... fine if it's a swindler, but that's\Na rough thing to say between parent and child.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.37,0:10:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Ms. Stripping Hag, no matter\Nwho she's talking to on the phone, always...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.95,0:10:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What? That you, Jizobo?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.91,0:10:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, send me some money! Money! Money, you hear?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.41,0:10:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,...starts the conversation that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.50,0:10:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think anyone would be able\Nto get any money off her.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.12,0:10:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't she just a regular old hag?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.16,0:11:01.12,Default,,0,0,0,,She's scary...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.20,0:11:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, guess everyone has a different take.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.87,0:11:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter who the swindler feigns to be,\Nonce they phone Mr. Hozuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.20,0:11:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You used the company's money, you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.00,0:11:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Bear the responsibility on your own.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.37,0:11:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,...seems like he'd say that and hang up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.25,0:11:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But, the Stripping Hag seems like she'd fall for it\Nif someone says they have a great way to make money.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.79,0:11:28.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't take the Stripping Hag so lightly.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.95,0:11:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it. I'll double it for you, so come on\Nand give me 5 million yen as seed money.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.87,0:11:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, give it to me. Hurry up and give it here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.75,0:11:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what she'd say.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.75,0:11:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess old hags really are shrewd...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.04,0:11:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,She has no thought of covering for her relatives,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.33,0:11:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,and she doesn't want any part in an investment\Nthat requires paying with her own money.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.45,0:11:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Is she being reasonable, or is she just scum?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.95,0:11:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But that is just it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.29,0:12:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The feeling of wanting to keep the shame of one's\Nrelatives under wraps, surely encourages "it's me" fraud.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.08,0:12:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Which is why the hells for such fraud\Nare not going anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.25,0:12:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed. But Internet scams\Nare especially prevalent right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.62,0:12:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}TURN GOODS INTO MONEY\N{\an8}LICKETY-SPLIT
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.95,0:12:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, the ones that tell you to pay up\Nwhen you click on something...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.83,0:12:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Humans really do think up one thing after the next...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.25,0:12:20.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is trying to deal with the issue at a rapid pace,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.70,0:12:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,but even now yokai are like,\N"Let's sumo wrestle!" Before long...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.54,0:12:29.87,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an7\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: A "shirikodama" is a mythical ball inside the anus that kappa seek to obtain.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.54,0:12:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Put your shirikodama on the line and let's wrestle!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.87,0:12:31.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Rather than that, it will be...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.25,0:12:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's battle each other online.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.87,0:12:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This is an era in which\Nwe have to deal with things like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.79,0:12:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, be that as it may, please go do your jobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.70,0:12:43.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right.\NSure!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.16,0:12:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Karauri!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.08,0:12:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,We've done all that we were instructed to.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.37,0:12:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Much appreciated. I'll inspect your work.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.41,0:12:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what should we do next?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.83,0:12:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, perfect timing.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.83,0:12:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Come to the record department with me\Nand sort the documents.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.04,0:13:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Organizing the documents there\Ntakes a whole day, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.66,0:13:06.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm in the process of producing this clean copy,\Nso you should also watch me as I work.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.29,0:13:07.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.54,0:13:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SENTENCE-  REALM OF DEAD HOPE
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.08,0:13:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"The Realm of Dead Hope"...? What kind of place is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.91,0:13:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the hell you go to when you pretend\Nto be someone else in order to deceive people.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.91,0:13:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,If I remember right, a long time ago it was the hell\Nfor those who posed as monks to swindle people.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.50,0:13:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.58,0:13:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that where all people who commit fraud go?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.62,0:13:28.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.70,0:13:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see... There are other places, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.58,0:13:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,If you take something by deceptive means\Nand sell it, or dodge taxes or embezzle funds,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.33,0:13:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,you go to the Canine Mauling Realm.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.95,0:13:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If you use deceptive means to confiscate land,\Nthat's the Fiery Forging Realm.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.87,0:13:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's evidence that these minute distinctions\Nin fraud have existed since long ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.79,0:13:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing! You really know your stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.66,0:13:51.83,Default,,0,0,0,,O-o-oh, I wouldn't say that!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.87,0:13:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, that's right, isn't it? I'm correct, aren't I?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.25,0:13:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing! Those are such detailed notes!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.20,0:14:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not very good at taking notes myself...\NThat won't do, will it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.16,0:14:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I take notes, but I tend to forget to look over them.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.62,0:14:08.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody deals with that kind of stuff\Nwhen they're just starting out.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.95,0:14:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Personally, I was a real piece of junk at first.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.66,0:14:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Even now, I still commit blunders.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.25,0:14:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, of the various 16 mini hells,\NI only have grasp of about half of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.25,0:14:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.00,0:14:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow... Amazing...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.66,0:14:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The very fact you claim the title of "senpai" is fraud.\NHow'd you manage to pass the interview?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.62,0:14:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,By just being myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.33,0:14:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HELLISH RESTAURANT\N{\an8}UNCOUTH-DINING YAKSHA\N{\an8}10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY\N{\an5}LARGE SERVING\N{\an5}EAT IT ALL WITHIN 20 MINUTES AND IT'S FREE!\N{\an5}PREMIUM COURSE
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.34,0:14:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING\N{\an5}WHAT'S IN THE HELL DISH!\N{\an5}SPECIAL COURSE
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.33,0:14:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,STANDARD COURSE
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.50,0:14:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}LARGE SERVING\N{\an5}EAT IT ALL WITHIN 20 MINUTES AND IT'S FREE!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.50,0:14:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}FREE
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.50,0:15:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}1 Soup, 3 Dishes, 10 Meats
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.29,0:15:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Speaking of stuff that "totally happens"\Nwith owners, THAT is definitely on the list.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.70,0:15:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}What a wittle cutie!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.16,0:15:13.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Is that wummy?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.95,0:15:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Is it wummy in your tummy?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.95,0:15:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Know what I mean by "when he admires me,\Nhe makes an unexpectedly absurd face"?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.96,0:15:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It is yummy?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.62,0:15:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that totally happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.50,0:15:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I do feel my owner's love, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.75,0:15:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,They sure get all close while making a ridiculous face!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.12,0:15:29.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, they give you too many treats and you get fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.75,0:15:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, totally happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.79,0:15:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,My owner also used to shower me with love.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.91,0:15:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,All of you had pretty darn nice homes, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.08,0:15:40.41,Default,,0,0,0,,LOOK!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.20,0:15:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Look! Look!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.54,0:15:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What? What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.83,0:15:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Look! Isn't this amazing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.41,0:15:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,"Large Serving. Eat it all within 20 minutes and it's free"?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.58,0:15:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"Free"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.25,0:15:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right, we had a gluttonous dog\Nlike Shiro here among us this whole time.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.33,0:15:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.08,0:15:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,"Gluttonous"?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.25,0:16:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey... you're gonna get fat again.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.70,0:16:04.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Dogs are best when they're a little chubby, alright?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.62,0:16:07.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that a cliché uttered by owners of fat dogs?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.08,0:16:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Both the gluttonous dog I'm talking about\Nand their owner said that same thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.16,0:16:12.87,Default,,0,0,0,,SHUT UP, CORGI!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.87,0:16:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Given your breed's naturally plump bodies,\Nyou're the last one I wanna hear that from!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.62,0:16:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Nevertheless, this appears to be quite a lavish feast.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.37,0:16:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,This special course here looks good to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.00,0:16:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,The meat, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.75,0:16:27.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I am curious about the premium course's "Hell Dish"...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.50,0:16:30.41,Default,,0,0,0,,but the standard course's red rice\Nwith high-grade adzuki beans
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.41,0:16:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,and a large serving of red bean soup\Nalso sounds like a dreadful combination.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.41,0:16:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Bet it'd give you heartburn.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.33,0:16:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,"Red rice"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.16,0:16:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,"Red bean soup"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.70,0:16:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Eeeeek!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.87,0:16:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right, adzuki-bean dishes\Nare a favorite of the Zashiki Warashi, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.75,0:16:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.08,0:16:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Take me to this place!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.91,0:16:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are they trying to get Mr. Hozuki to take them there?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.58,0:16:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,In short, there could be only one reason...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.45,0:17:02.87,Default,,0,0,0,,They want him to pay their bill if they're\Nunable to finish their meals, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.41,0:17:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HELLISH RESTAURANT\N{\an5}UNCOUTH-DINING YAKSHA
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.54,0:17:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}HELLISH RESTAURANT\N{\an5}UNCOUTH-DINING YAKSHA
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.75,0:17:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So this is the place, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.16,0:17:08.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.87,0:17:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me be clear from the start:
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.41,0:17:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't finish your meal,\Nyou'll have to pay for it yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.08,0:17:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,'Kay!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.25,0:17:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.37,0:17:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I should've known... But, then,\Nwhy did you come with us anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.87,0:17:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Because of the premium course's "Hell Dish" -\NI'm curious about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.29,0:17:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you decided on your order?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.75,0:17:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Standard course for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.41,0:17:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Special course for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.12,0:17:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Premium course for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.29,0:17:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you're going for the premium course?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.25,0:17:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.29,0:17:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Put in an order of standard, special, and premium!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.75,0:17:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.04,0:17:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Please wait just a moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.87,0:17:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,My hunger's reaching the breaking point!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.50,0:17:57.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's best not to drink any water.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.66,0:18:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep, the rice will expand in your stomach if you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.12,0:18:03.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks fer waitin'!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.75,0:18:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's two orders of the standard dish!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.12,0:18:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, that looks super sweet-tasting!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.70,0:18:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the special course!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.66,0:18:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing! A table mountain made of meat!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.29,0:18:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the premium course!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.16,0:18:21.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What's that...?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.41,0:18:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's swaying.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.33,0:18:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It is swaying, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.25,0:18:32.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If ya conquer your fear of not knowing what the\Npremium course is made outta and finish it, it's free!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.54,0:18:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't the spirit of the premium course\Ndifferent than the rest?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.83,0:18:37.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You alright with that?! That okay with you, Mr. Hozuki?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.29,0:18:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a time limit of 20 minutes!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.41,0:18:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, all four of you...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.87,0:18:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Start!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.75,0:18:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yummy! If nothing else,\Nthis special course's meat is delish!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.37,0:18:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be just fine, but the Warashis have rice\Nand adzuki beans, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.58,0:18:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if they'll be alright...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.83,0:19:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,H-huh...?! One of them is using the scoop\Nto shovel rice into the other's mouth?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.58,0:19:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,They're like mechanical dolls - scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.58,0:19:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}SNAP\N{\an5}CHOMP\N{\an4}SNAP\N{\an5}CHOMP\N{\an4}SNAP\N{\an5}CHOMP
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.66,0:19:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,S-speaking of that, these girls are actually\Na kind of yokai, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.62,0:19:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Compared to human girls,\Nthe norms they abide by are diff-
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.75,0:19:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,They've switched roles!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.79,0:19:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.50,0:19:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They stopped? Did they reach their limit?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.25,0:19:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.04,0:19:39.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that it's cooled down a bit to a nice temperature,\Nthey downed the  red bean soup in one go!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.50,0:19:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Do the Zashiki Warashi consider\Nred bean soup TO BE A MERE DRINK?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.66,0:19:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-when did he...?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.62,0:19:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What was it?! Mr. Hozuki, what was that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.79,0:19:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Dunno...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.75,0:19:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Was it good?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.50,0:20:00.95,Default,,0,0,0,,In terms of taste, it was delicious...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.12,0:20:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,but we still have 10 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.66,0:20:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,OH, THAT'S RIGHT!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.16,0:20:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Shiro, I see you also eat quite a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.50,0:20:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So, it appears that all four of us...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.20,0:20:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It's been 20 minutes!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.62,0:20:20.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.70,0:20:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You all finished yer meals!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.25,0:20:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?! Seriously?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.95,0:20:26.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't think those girls had any shot at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.87,0:20:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That dog sure looks stuffed!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.12,0:20:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, so... what was this anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.00,0:20:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,The ultimate jellied meat broth.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.12,0:20:38.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"Jellied meat broth"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.29,0:20:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's 30,000 yen if you can't finish a platter\Nof jellied meat broth?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.29,0:20:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that too expensive?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.83,0:20:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the ingredients include Japanese beef, \Nswallow's nest, shark fin, top-grade squid ink,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.66,0:20:54.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}RARE WATER\N{\an6}SHARK FIN\N{\an5}JAPANESE BEEF\N{\an4}SWALLOW'S NEST
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.67,0:20:54.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}WOODLOUSE ANTENNA\N{\an5}SQUID INK
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.00,0:20:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,woodlouse antenna, and Black Cord Hell rare water -\Nthe parts of that stuff that're normally discarded.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.20,0:20:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a "zero yen" restaurant!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.66,0:20:58.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It sounds like supreme-grade Chinese food.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.54,0:21:03.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, you did well to eat that amount\Nof jellied meat broth, Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.70,0:21:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,In a sense, that's harder than finishing the rice or meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.95,0:21:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed, it certainly was hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.20,0:21:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for the meal.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.75,0:21:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for your patronage!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.62,0:21:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That was delicious. Let's come again sometime.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.79,0:21:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's come again with Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.33,0:21:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh... Can I even walk...?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.08,0:21:26.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? What's the matter, Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.87,0:21:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Please go home ahead of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.91,0:21:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you gonna puke up\Nthe jellied meat broth or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.29,0:21:36.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope, to be honest, with the jellied meat broth,\Nwhat was hard is that I didn't feel I really ate anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.70,0:21:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks fer waitin'!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.00,0:21:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's one order each of the\Nstandard and special courses!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.70,0:21:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll head home after I have some rice and meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.37,0:21:51.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This guy is like one of those mechanical dolls...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.00,0:23:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}NEXT TIME\N{\an4}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.91,0:23:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,"Miracle"? That's...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.91,0:23:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,...Ms. Maki's first film appearance.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.50,0:23:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.37,0:23:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Next, it's up in the air if she'll take on the role\Nof a clumsy magical girl or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.62,0:23:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.16,0:23:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Wearing those Western clothes,\Nwhere are you going?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.62,0:23:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.87,0:23:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,To buy Western clothes for the Zashiki Warashi.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:40.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}WHAT IS A MAGICAL GIRL?\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}INDULGING IN WESTERN CLOTHING\N{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.12,0:23:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Now THAT'S a miracle.