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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.45,0:00:05.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}And so, let's all have a listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.58,0:00:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Dear Hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.08,0:00:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni asobitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.08,0:00:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to have a good time like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni yasumitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to rest like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.25,0:00:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai na nidoneshite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.25,0:00:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to go back to sleep like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.58,0:00:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Teiji de agaritai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.58,0:00:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}And finish work on time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.87,0:00:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni tabesugite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.87,0:00:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I ate too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.00,0:00:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni nomisugita
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.00,0:00:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I drank too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.75,0:00:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Aa sonna wake de
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.75,0:00:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah, for these reasons
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.25,0:00:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.25,0:00:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}It's like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.29,0:00:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Sonna toki koso deban desu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.29,0:00:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}At such a time it's all the more his turn on stage
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.70,0:00:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Hoozuki-sama ga moriageru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.70,0:00:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Mr. Hozuki livens things up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.04,0:00:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Omakase kudasai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.04,0:00:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Please leave it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.62,0:01:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Aa jigoku jigoku mainichi jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.62,0:01:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah, Hell, Hell, every day Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hell, Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.62,0:01:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}"Uso desho?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.62,0:01:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}"You can't mean that, right?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.29,0:01:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku jigoku youkoso jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.29,0:01:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hell, Hell, welcome to Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.20,0:01:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Atchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.20,0:01:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Look that way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.04,0:01:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Kotchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.04,0:01:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Look this way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.62,0:01:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Abikyoukan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.62,0:01:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Pandemonium!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.95,0:01:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gongo! Doudan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.95,0:01:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}What the hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.16,0:01:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Shitsureishimashita!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.16,0:01:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Pardon me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.95,0:01:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Sonna kanji no
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.95,0:01:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}In that kind of way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.95,0:01:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}A! Jigoku desu! Jajajajan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.95,0:01:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah! It's Hell! Ta ta ta-da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Katsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Curses!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.25,0:01:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}DANGER\N{\an5}NO SWIMMING
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.25,0:01:47.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}The Stripping Hag and Clothes-Hanging Geezer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.54,0:01:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}DANGER\N{\an5}NO SWIMMING
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.70,0:01:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Swim, swim, swim...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.58,0:01:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you guys! The sign says "no swimming," you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.54,0:01:56.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry and get on out!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.58,0:02:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Get outta there!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.54,0:01:58.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}STOMP\N{\an8}STOMP\N{\an6}STOMP\N{\an6}STOMP
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.70,0:02:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupid dog! Idiot monkey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.16,0:02:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Gaaah! It's the Mountain Hag!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.16,0:02:06.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry! We didn't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.87,0:02:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You one of their buddies?! I'll cut your tongue off!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.25,0:02:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's some amazing strength for an old hag!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.87,0:02:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Rurio!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.66,0:02:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the matter here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.83,0:02:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.41,0:02:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,She's so scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.70,0:02:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,She's been nicknamed "Blah-Blah Hag" by the local kids.\NShe's one of those scary old grannies!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.37,0:02:28.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it is true that the kids in Children's Limbo\Nwere calling her "Booby Hag."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.08,0:02:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this? You should've just told me you were\NMr. Hozuki's dog in the first place, Doggy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.37,0:02:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yuck! The old hag's acting\Nlike a regular woman all of a sudden!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.29,0:02:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.20,0:02:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Please realize that women never cease\Nto see themselves as women no matter their age.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.95,0:02:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll save yourself a lot of trouble that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.62,0:02:46.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Wasn't that a pretty awful thing to say about her?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.20,0:02:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, who is she anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.41,0:02:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,She's the Stripping Hag.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.50,0:02:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, so she's the one...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.25,0:02:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,If I remember correctly...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.20,0:02:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,* This image is for illustrative purposes only.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.25,0:02:57.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}there's also an old man called\Nthe Clothes-Hanging Geezer, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.75,0:02:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The one who's the husband of the Stripping Hag.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.62,0:03:01.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You really know your stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.41,0:03:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, in the Mundane World,\Nreference materials sometimes don't even list him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.54,0:03:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now... he's over on the opposite bank.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.62,0:03:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HERE
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.12,0:03:11.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.54,0:03:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What jobs do those two do exactly?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.91,0:03:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,They do a rough weighing of the deceased's sins,\Nplus they act as lookouts.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.75,0:03:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}YUKYOTO\N{\an5}SANSUISE\N{\an5}KOSHINEN
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.33,0:03:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The Sanzu River is crossed over by the dead at\Ndifferent points depending on the gravity of their sins.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.50,0:03:26.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}YUKYOTO\N{\an6}GOOD PEOPLE\N{\an5}SANSUISE\N{\an5}KOSHINEN
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.12,0:03:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Good people cross over a bridge called Yukyoto.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.12,0:03:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}YUKYOTO\N{\an6}GOOD PEOPLE\N{\an5}SANSUISE\N{\an6}PEOPLE WITH\N{\an6}MINOR SINS
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.13,0:03:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}KOSHINEN
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.66,0:03:29.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Those with minor sins cross\Nat some shallows called Sansuise.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.50,0:03:34.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}YUKYOTO\N{\an6}GOOD PEOPLE\N{\an5}SANSUISE\N{\an6}PEOPLE WITH\N{\an6}MINOR SINS\N{\an5}KOSHINEN\N{\an6}PEOPLE WITH\N{\an6}GRAVE SINS
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.16,0:03:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Those with grave sins cross\Nat a deep spot called Koshinen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.50,0:03:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}KANEI TSUHO (COPPER COIN)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.79,0:03:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,The six Mon coins the bereaved family gives the\Ndeceased in order to avoid the suffering of the crossing
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.16,0:03:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,are considered part of the memorial service.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.50,0:03:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}YUKYOTO\N{\an4}SANSUISE\N{\an6}THE DECEASED\N{\an4}KOSHINEN
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.50,0:03:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It is the Stripping Hag who decides\Nwhere the deceased will make the crossing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.87,0:03:49.95,Default,,0,0,0,,When the clothes of the dead\Nare hung on an Eryoju Tree,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.12,0:03:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,its branches sag in accordance\Nwith the gravity of their sins.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.62,0:03:54.87,Default,,0,0,0,,She then evaluates how much they're sagging.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.12,0:03:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll have you cross at Koshinen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.50,0:04:02.33,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, it is at this time that the\NHell-supplied clothes of the dead are passed out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.75,0:04:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.33,0:04:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,So the dead have all changed into new clothes, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.12,0:04:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Not everyone is necessarily\Nwearing the same clothing when they die, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.91,0:04:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,When they cross the river,\Nthe Clothes-Hanging Geezer is waiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.70,0:04:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The clothes are now hung on\Nan Eryoju Tree on this side of the river,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.66,0:04:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,and the amount of water they absorbed is measured,\Nallowing him to see where the deceased crossed from.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.83,0:04:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, the dead head to see King Shoko,\Nwho acts as the river's administrator.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.91,0:04:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}KING SHOKO\N{\an4}SECOND\N{\an4}WEEK\N{\an4}MEMORIAL
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.04,0:04:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,There a trial is held, which includes them\Ngiving a proper, falsehood-free account
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.00,0:04:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,of how they crossed just where they were supposed to.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.37,0:04:33.95,Default,,0,0,0,,And that concludes my explanation\Nof the Sanzu River's significance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.54,0:04:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So this river's so dangerous\Nit presents an ordeal for the dead, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.41,0:04:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, and that's why swimming's prohibited.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.58,0:04:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Allow me to introduce you...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.45,0:04:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The master of the Sanzu River...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.66,0:04:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,and the monster crab.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.62,0:05:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,G-grim stuff...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.79,0:05:04.95,Default,,0,0,0,,And there are others besides them...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.50,0:05:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a mermaid family. They drown people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.16,0:05:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They sure don't look like blood relatives to me...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.91,0:05:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Are there any mermen?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.95,0:05:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,There are indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.08,0:05:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}FROM AN EDO PERIOD\N{\an4}TITLE BLOCK PRINT\N{\an6}MERMAN\N{\an6}ILLUSTRATION
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.29,0:05:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't look very tasty...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.50,0:05:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss, I bet you're tasty, though! Your meat, I mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.08,0:05:32.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Gah!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.54,0:05:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, before thinking about whether it would be tasty\Nor not, realize you're talking about mermaid meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.45,0:05:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,A price of 10 million yen for 100 grams\Nis actually on the cheap end.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.41,0:05:44.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Brings to mind that\NEight Hundred-Year-Old Buddhist Priestess...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.37,0:05:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. If someone eats you,\Nit'll have an anti-aging effect on them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.37,0:05:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's 'cause we were overfished so much\Nthat I decided to move down here in the first place!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.12,0:05:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We have kappa and the soaked woman here, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.75,0:06:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,They're mostly here for the purpose of attacking\Nthe dead who cross at Koshinen, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.25,0:06:06.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Quite thorough that the dead must contend\Nwith ordeals in Hell while their trials are still ongoing...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.29,0:06:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, so your husband, the Clothes-Hanging Geezer,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.83,0:06:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,doesn't get mad when you blatantly flatter\NMr. Hozuki and other men?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.50,0:06:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll understand if you meet him.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.50,0:06:20.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Cross over this bridge and try seeing\Nthe old geezer for yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.75,0:06:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Who're you guys? You don't seem\Nto be members of the dead...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.41,0:06:33.95,Default,,0,0,0,,As his wife, you don't mind that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.95,0:06:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,He's always been like that.\NA real good-for-nothing, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.29,0:06:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, seems a bunch of the dead have gathered.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.54,0:06:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, line up! Those of you with six Mon coins,\Nget in this line here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.91,0:06:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,She didn't waste any time\Ngetting down to business, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.83,0:06:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,One way or another, I can sense she's a veteran.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.04,0:06:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Old Hag!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.54,0:06:57.41,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you want, Geezer? Lots of the dead\Nare about to head over there, so get ready to wor-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.41,0:07:00.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm heading out now for a bit\Nto go watch the Maki-Miki concert.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.79,0:07:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You gotta be kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.91,0:07:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,She's fast!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.87,0:07:04.91,Default,,0,0,0,,She's not gonna chase down the old man?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.08,0:07:07.87,Default,,0,0,0,,If they're not breaking up over this,\Nmaybe - in a certain way - they're quite close.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.20,0:07:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,He's always making me head to the far bank and work\Nboth jobs at once, that good-for-nothing geezer!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.66,0:07:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That geezer's such an old-timer,\Nit's difficult to fire him, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.29,0:07:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that why he's disappeared from\Nthe reference materials in the Mundane World?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.33,0:07:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Probably also the reason there\Nare a variety of rumors about the old woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.87,0:07:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,MR. HOZUKI!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.29,0:07:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it really true that you're one of Maki's acquaintances?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.33,0:07:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Get her autograph for me! That's not a problem, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.62,0:07:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like one from Miki, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.45,0:07:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I staunchly refuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.37,0:07:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,For mercy's sake, get me an autograph!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.66,0:07:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,For the time being, you should be focusing\Non offering an apology to the Stripping Hag.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.58,0:07:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want to make any requests,\Nput in some effort and earn your salary first, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.87,0:07:53.20,Default,,0,0,0,,DON'T BE SO ARGUMENTATIVE!\NI'm an old-timer, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.20,0:07:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Why didn't you tell me about it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.08,0:08:00.12,Default,,0,0,0,,The fact that you didn't know Maki-Miki\Nappeared in a Hell PR campaign
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.12,0:08:03.70,Default,,0,0,0,,means that you don't look at any of the information\Ncoming out of the Offices of the Ten Kings.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.04,0:08:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,How about I give you the dismissal you've\Nso long desired on the grounds of neglect of your duties?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.37,0:08:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a chance! I'll resolutely remain at my post.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.25,0:08:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not gonna quit so easily, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.12,0:08:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll get a golden parachute! I'll get my money!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.83,0:08:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Way to run your mouth right in front of the top guy\Nat the Personnel Department, Gramps.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.58,0:08:25.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Conversely, you sure it would work out for you?\NFiring one of Sanzu River's most popular figures, I mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.37,0:08:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Popular figure\N{\an4}of Sanzu River\N{\an5}Clothes-Hanging\N{\an5}Geezer!!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.45,0:08:29.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The Stripping Hag is dozens of times more famous\Nthan you, so, yeah, pretty much fine with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.62,0:08:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Just how long has this old man remained at his post?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.12,0:08:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you see, he's an old-timer who's been here\Never since Izanami was the chief of staff.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.37,0:08:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,At the time he actually worked hard at his job,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.08,0:08:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,but the Stripping Hag is the kind of person\Nwho finds one way or another to get things done,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.29,0:08:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,so he began to seriously slack off.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.16,0:08:51.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That geezer really is the worst...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.62,0:08:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of official happily accepts his officer's\Ncompensation, then doesn't even show up to work?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.54,0:08:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Say whatever you want... I don't care!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.16,0:09:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no other place of employment\Nas good as the one I've got.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.87,0:09:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,So he's not gonna quit no matter\Nhow much he's criticized...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.79,0:09:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this the reason you said he's difficult to fire?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.83,0:09:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you just forcibly dismiss him?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.04,0:09:14.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, thing is, there are lots of thorny issues\Nwhen it comes to old-timers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.79,0:09:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hanging clothes is a technical job,\Nand hiring a replacement is difficult, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.50,0:09:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,So it would be nice if he earnestly trained\Nthe next generation, but he has zero willingness to do so.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.08,0:09:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,More importantly, come on and get me Maki's autograph\Nalready! I'll do absolutely anything for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.70,0:09:36.50,Default,,0,0,0,,In that case, I'll ask for her autograph,\Nso will you teach me the technique for hanging clothes?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.66,0:09:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.70,0:09:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,He's quite cunning, isn't he?\NHe knows that if he teaches you his craft, Hozuki,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.83,0:09:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,in the end he'll be fired\Nand won't be able to do a thing about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.79,0:09:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, I'm begging you,\Nso just a single autograph, okay?! A single one!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.16,0:09:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'M COUNTING ON YOU!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.91,0:09:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,He ran off! Wait a second, you heartless old man!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.87,0:10:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Absolutely terrifying... He's an active, negligent geezer\Nthat even Mr. Hozuki has trouble handling.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.70,0:10:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That sure is tough.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.79,0:10:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, meow, it's purrty amazing he would\Nso proudly declare his self-centeredness.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.95,0:10:14.37,Default,,0,0,0,,And yet "Clothes-Hanging Geezer" seems like a name\Nfit for an elderly gentleman, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.70,0:10:18.87,Default,,0,0,0,,An elderly gentleman would be\Nsomeone like King Byodo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.54,0:10:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Whereas King Byodo dresses up like this\Nwhen he heads out,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.33,0:10:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,the Clothes-Hanging Geezer heads out to concerts\Nwhile dressed like this despite being on duty.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.45,0:10:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel kinda bad about that!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.00,0:10:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Maki, I get the sense you've been hurt just meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.25,0:10:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,When a woman throws on an outer garment,\NKing Byodo is the type to nonchalantly lend a hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.00,0:10:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}Are you\N{\an6}alright?\N{\an4}Sorry to\N{\an4}trouble you
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.37,0:10:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What a gentleman!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.70,0:10:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The Clothes-Hanging Geezer needs to hang up the\Nclothes of the dead on branches, but he simply doesn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.33,0:10:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Feeling kinda tired,\N{\an5}so I'm leaving my duties\N{\an5}to the Old Hag today.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.70,0:10:45.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, now, Geezer!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.12,0:10:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the way everything is with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.54,0:10:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The more I hear, the more I think it's hopeless.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.79,0:10:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, a simple autograph is no problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.66,0:10:55.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Where do you want me to write it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.29,0:10:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Please autograph here... no problem if it's small.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.91,0:11:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, in large print can you write "Let's retire!" for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.12,0:11:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like sometime in the future\NI might get sued over that, so I refuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.20,0:11:09.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It would be nice if my autograph\Nis enough to get him to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.25,0:11:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's just it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.79,0:11:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you really think I'm going to quietly head home\Nwith only your autograph, Maki?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.41,0:11:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}The Stripping Hag's First Nude Photo Book\N{\an5}The Forbidden Naked Form
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.33,0:11:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}FIRST\N{\an8}SHOW
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.00,0:11:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I got her autograph for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.41,0:11:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Why'd you have her autograph this thing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.70,0:11:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I actually had her sign one more thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.33,0:11:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Marriage Registration\N{\an5}Name of the Husband                     Name of the Wife\N{\an5}Hozuki                                           Makibi\N{\an5}Hell's Offices of Enma                  Hell's Offices of Enma\N{\an5}Husband's Occupation: Chief of Staff      Wife's Occupation: Entertainer\N{\an5}Husband: Hozuki                                Wife: Makibi
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.70,0:11:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't work, I'm going to stamp this with my seal.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.37,0:11:34.87,Default,,0,0,0,,What kinda threat is that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.50,0:11:37.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a real idiot, Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.29,0:11:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,If you dangle that in front of a fan,\Nof course they'll snatch it any cost!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.91,0:11:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Just try to take it!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.79,0:11:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Fork it over! Come on and give it here! Give it! Give it!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.08,0:11:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What're they doing messing around\Nwith such an important official document? Those guys...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.37,0:11:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You threaten Maki into signing that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.83,0:11:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I received permission from her management company.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.12,0:11:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Maki, there's not even a whiff\Nof romantic gossip surrounding you,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.70,0:11:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,so I say go ahead and create a scandal.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.20,0:12:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Show business is getting more and more degenerate!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.50,0:12:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll leak the story to the Nekomata Company!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.87,0:12:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's just fine... so long as you don't mind\NMaki getting wrapped in a scandal.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.54,0:12:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.54,0:12:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't work, I'm going to sign those papers.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.37,0:12:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll sign them even if you squeal\Nto the Nekomata Company.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.25,0:12:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what's it gonna be?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.87,0:12:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Being threatened with divorce papers\Nis a common occurrence,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.54,0:12:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,but what's the deal with being threatened\Nwith marriage registration papers?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.75,0:12:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll make enemies of Maki-Miki's entire fan base!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.29,0:12:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,More than an attack from all their fans, I'm concerned\Nwith improving your attitude toward your job!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.45,0:12:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-what did you say?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.04,0:12:31.95,Default,,0,0,0,,That was actually pretty cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.62,0:12:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn it... You've got me beat.\NI've been defeated by your spirit.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.91,0:12:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Not that I really get it...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.20,0:12:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Was he actually defeated?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.54,0:12:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,If you take that to mean "he didn't win," then I'd say so.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.25,0:12:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll do my job... for Maki's sake, that is!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.50,0:12:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.37,0:12:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's surprising that Maki entrusted you with those papers.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.41,0:12:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This is just a copy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.95,0:12:58.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Maki has the actual documents, so I'm not in a position\Nwhere I could do something even if I wanted to.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.33,0:13:01.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides, it would be bad if there was actually a scandal.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.66,0:13:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,If that happened, I'd just have Koban\Nwrite about the full truth of the story.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.12,0:13:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,In that case, the Clothes-Hanging Geezer\Nis the one who'd come out looking bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.12,0:13:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if he's never even once taught a painful lesson,\NI'd feel sorry for the Stripping Hag.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.00,0:13:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,No, the Stripping Hag isn't such a pushover\Nthat you should feel sorry for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.37,0:13:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What's his deal?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.16,0:13:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He actually had a copy of my photo book?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.25,0:13:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.91,0:13:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The Stripping Hag's First Nude Photo Book\N{\an8}The Forbidden Naked Form\N{\an5}FIRST\N{\an5}SHOW
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.00,0:13:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this autograph here? Whose is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.91,0:13:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, write it properly.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.08,0:13:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}STRIPPING\N{\an5}HAG
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.37,0:13:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.87,0:13:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Maki, thank you for your help.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.20,0:13:44.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's alright if you dispose of those papers now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.83,0:13:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,My manager took them from me...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.00,0:13:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not sure what that guy's going to use them for,\Nso will you punish him for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.33,0:13:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,We've got a demon right here...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.08,0:13:56.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The saying "Demons lurk at every corner"\Nreally describes Hell, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.04,0:14:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, demons are the main inhabitants, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.79,0:14:08.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's strange... I mean, I looked at the recipe book and\Ntook my time to understand everything when I made this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.66,0:14:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll have my older brothers see how it tastes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.25,0:14:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Yakankan
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.00,0:14:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's delicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.45,0:14:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He's trying not to hurt my feelings...\NThat king of equivocation...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.41,0:14:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretty odd taste, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.29,0:14:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's just the kinda recipe it is, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.29,0:14:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, the first time we ate avocado,\Nwe didn't get the appeal, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.95,0:14:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess there is something a bit different about\Nthe stuff a smart person cooks, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.62,0:14:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Chef Miki
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.95,0:14:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Quagmire Television
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.20,0:14:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Quagmire Music\N{\an5}Gogo With Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.21,0:14:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Greenroom 2\N{\an5}Maki-Miki
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.79,0:14:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Good meowning to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.58,0:14:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.41,0:15:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Maki, most of the time, you don't bring\Na bento for your on-location meal, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.12,0:15:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you make your own?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.37,0:15:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right! I wouldn't want to carelessly\Neat too much and put on weight, after all...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.16,0:15:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what about today's?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.75,0:15:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Today, I attempted to make a character-themed bento!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.54,0:15:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,A s-shinkuchu...?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.75,0:15:20.08,Default,,0,0,0,,My management company told me to post about\Na character-themed bento on my blog, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.37,0:15:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But it was only after making it that I realized...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.04,0:15:24.87,Default,,0,0,0,,This bento is gross...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.62,0:15:27.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.87,0:15:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Really thinking about it,\NI don't even like bugs much in the first place...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.00,0:15:35.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Why didn't you realize how it would end up\Nas you were making it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.45,0:15:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't have many ingredients\Nand I thought I could pull it off somehow...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.29,0:15:41.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But, these rolled eggs look purrty good at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.04,0:15:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And the spinach isn't all frazzled-looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.58,0:15:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,The asparagus look nice, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.37,0:15:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with you all of a sudden?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.33,0:15:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you see...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.25,0:15:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?! Cooking?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.75,0:15:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Miki, I thought you were the kinda girl\Nwho could do everything better than me!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.62,0:16:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow, that's obviously not the case!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.25,0:16:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Miki, you're knowledgeable, and you easily solve\Nmath problems that come up on quiz shows,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.83,0:16:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought a Fairy from Study Land\Nwas good at everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.83,0:16:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No one's good at every...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.91,0:16:10.79,Default,,0,0,0,,"A Fairy from Study Land"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.00,0:16:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}One of\N{\an6}Study Land's
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.04,0:16:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}One of\N{\an6}Study Land's\N{\an4}Fairies?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.25,0:16:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right! Somewhere in the world,\Nthere's a place called Study Land,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.33,0:16:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,and all the smart people are actually fairies from there...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.16,0:16:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Believing that made things...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.33,0:16:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,...easier.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.41,0:16:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What kinda self-defense mechanism is that...?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.95,0:16:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Which is why it came as a surprise\Nthat you want me to teach you how to cook, Miki.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.12,0:16:32.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Purrty please, help me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.79,0:16:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Ehhehehe\N{\an5}Tee-hee-hee-hee\N{\an4}Ehehehe\N{\an5}Hahahahaha
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.75,0:16:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems she feels embarrassed...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.20,0:16:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Must be pretty darn happy...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.41,0:16:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like I've done something good here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.95,0:16:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,In any event, I'd at least like to get good enough\Nthat my cooking doesn't stand out as badly.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.37,0:16:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,If I don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.16,0:16:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Hell's\N{\an5}Cooking Queen\N{\an5}Championship
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.62,0:16:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,the issue will surely get exaggerated 10 times over\Nand I'll be made to appear on one of THOSE shows!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.25,0:16:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hell's\N{\an8}Cooking Queen\N{\an8}Championship
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.29,0:16:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, I'm already being treated as an idiot...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.16,0:17:00.87,Default,,0,0,0,,With my idiosyncratic personality as the main\Nselling point, I appear on various TV shows of that sort.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.33,0:17:03.79,Default,,0,0,0,,That kind of thing is just part of the job.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.91,0:17:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,My apawlogies...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.62,0:17:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Archival Footage
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.12,0:17:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,But, Miki, when we filmed the Hell PR video,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.00,0:17:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,you did just fine sharpening the knife\Nand stirring the pot, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.20,0:17:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm capable of doing stuff\Nwhen I get told exactly what do to.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.04,0:17:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The problem is, that no matter what I do,\NI mess up with the seasoning and amount of heat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.83,0:17:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Pepper\N{\an8}Vinegar\N{\an4}Salt
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.91,0:17:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, my impression of fish is that\Nthey're something you can eat whole,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.50,0:17:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,so I'm not actually good at preparing them.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.54,0:17:32.83,Default,,0,0,0,,When I try to fillet them, they end up tattered\Nlike one of the dead who's been subjected to torture.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.04,0:17:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You've reminded me of a certain chief of staff\Nwith a barbaric face!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.62,0:17:39.45,Default,,0,0,0,,So, just how should we go about cooking?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.95,0:17:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-why are you here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.04,0:17:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Animals, if nothing else, are good at being threatening...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.12,0:17:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw your names on the door of the greenroom,\Nso I came to say hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.45,0:17:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, it's Maki-Miki! Give me an autograph, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.75,0:17:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a Hell minion named Shiro.\NHe's a guest of News Marvelous.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.50,0:18:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,He achieved popularity after his appearance\Nin the PR video we made at the Offices of Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.50,0:18:04.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, I've seen that before.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.70,0:18:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'm Shiro, Miki!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.58,0:18:10.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It's alright. I won't say anything about your cooking!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.29,0:18:11.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You heard us talking?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.95,0:18:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a dog, so of course, he has good hearing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.50,0:18:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But, from what I've heard,\Nit shouldn't be that big of a deal, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.50,0:18:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,So long as in the future you can find yourself\Na husband who can cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.45,0:18:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't give me suggestions based\Non summarized hearsay of what someone overheard!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.16,0:18:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What will I do if my husband catches a cold?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.04,0:18:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And if all the restaurants are closed?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.33,0:18:32.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd be in a purrty big bind if that happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.95,0:18:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll be fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.41,0:18:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure seeing you so concerned about him\Nwould be enough to make him happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.04,0:18:41.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That sort of kindness is a precious thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.54,0:18:46.45,Default,,0,0,0,,My senpai's wife is more uncompromising than that,\Nbut he seems happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.91,0:18:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The one who persists to the end is the winner!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.54,0:18:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Shiro, sometimes, you actually hit upon the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.91,0:18:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you know, she's the type of person who's\Nunable to get married... she's too anxious. Ooh-ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.16,0:18:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.08,0:19:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,First, he compliments me and then, he tears me down...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.75,0:19:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, when it comes to dogs, both males\Nand females are responsible for providing food.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.04,0:19:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,As for foxes, when they're raising kits,\Nit's the male who prepares the food.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.50,0:19:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,With lions, it's the female who takes care of all that, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.41,0:19:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So shouldn't it be fine... no matter how you handle it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.83,0:19:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.58,0:19:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,In the first place, Miki, you're a yakan, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.33,0:19:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like we're straying quite far from the point at issue...\Nthis presents a purroblem for my image.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.54,0:19:28.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, I get it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.25,0:19:32.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Miki, you're terrified of the cooking segment\Non the new TV show we'll be appearing in.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.29,0:19:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.29,0:19:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,"New TV show"?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.70,0:19:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The idea is that Maki-Miki\Nwill be attempting lots of new things...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.75,0:19:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's one of those pop-idol shows\Nthey often have late at night.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.83,0:19:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, those shows always do have something like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.29,0:19:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,A homemade-bento segment, for example.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.70,0:19:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,But, it's actually more appealing from\Na programming standpoint if the bento looks really bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.41,0:19:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I WON'T HAVE IT, MEOW!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.58,0:19:53.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't cause my parents any more grief, meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.00,0:19:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Additionally, even before considering the flavor,\NI think this bento is in poor taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.95,0:20:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This one's just meant for my blog!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.45,0:20:05.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. I'll check it out later...\Nand see if you're getting a flood of criticism.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.75,0:20:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, alright, I guess I have no choice...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.70,0:20:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll teach you! For the sake of Maki-Miki!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.41,0:20:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Beef\N{\an5}Pork\N{\an5}Chicken
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.00,0:20:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,First, get some beef, pork, and chicken ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.95,0:20:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Parboil it a bit, and you're done!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.37,0:20:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it? Easy, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.91,0:20:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.58,0:20:28.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, then, I'll teach you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.66,0:20:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,First, get the surplus heads of the deceased\Nthat any household should have in their refrigerator...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.50,0:20:32.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Beer\N{\an5}Mucchin Pudding\N{\an5}(Papa)\N{\an4}Bamboo Shoots\N{\an5}Lettuce                   Wheat
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.16,0:20:34.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't have any surplus dead, meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.87,0:20:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Next time, try using a normal refrigerator!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.50,0:20:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, take a really fresh spiny lobster...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.50,0:20:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't have spiny lobster either!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.54,0:20:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, do you actually cook regularly?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.95,0:20:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I do not.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.00,0:20:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Just as I thought!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.33,0:20:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Throwing something together day after day and\Nmaking an ornate meal once in a while are not the same!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.04,0:20:56.04,Default,,0,0,0,,"I regularly cook" and\N"I'm able to cook" are different things.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.70,0:20:54.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}I\N{\an6}regularly
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.71,0:20:54.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}cook
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.54,0:20:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}I\N{\an6}regularly\N{\an6}cook\N{\an4}I'm able\N{\an4}to cook
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.91,0:20:56.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}DIFFERENT THINGS\N{\an9}I\N{\an6}regularly\N{\an6}cook
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.92,0:20:56.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}I'm able\N{\an4}to cook
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.45,0:21:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Perhaps I am overly fanatical.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.20,0:21:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It did take me 10 years to make sushi, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.95,0:21:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You can make sushi, Mr. Hozuki?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.12,0:21:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Next time I catch a tuna,\Nwill you make sushi with it for me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.91,0:21:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Leaving that aside, I'm in a real jam here right meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.95,0:21:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,If my manager finds out about this,\NI'm not sure how he might try to leverage it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.37,0:21:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Miki, so you're not good at cooking.\NYeah, okay, makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.62,0:21:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,GAAAAAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.70,0:21:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,THAT DEVIL'S HERE!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.16,0:21:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That guy thinks of us as mere things!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.50,0:21:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep, right, I don't think of you girls\Nas anything other than a product.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.37,0:21:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,This makes for good material, but packing too much\Ninto your persona's no good, so let's hold off for a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.08,0:21:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Miki...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.79,0:21:40.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Absolutely do not get good at cooking...\Nif you have any awareness as an entertainer, that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.70,0:21:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,A kid...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.37,0:21:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hm?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.29,0:21:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,MAYBE I'LL JUST HAVE ONE OF THOSE!\NAN ILLEGITIMATE ONE!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.54,0:21:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll always be a fan of yours no matter what! Do your best!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.04,0:22:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Uso yo. Janakya naze koko ni tadoritsuku no?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.04,0:22:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}That's a lie. If not, why do you find your way here?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.33,0:22:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Enma-sama no mae de nao shira o kiru no ne
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.33,0:22:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Even in front of Lord Enma, you feign ignorance
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.87,0:22:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Baka ne. Dakedo sonna toko tamaranakute
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.87,0:22:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}You're an idiot. But I can't get enough of that aspect of you
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.08,0:22:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Teitaraku. Onaji tsumi kasanetsuzuketa
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.08,0:22:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}What a predicament. You continued to repeat the same sin
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.37,0:22:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Ii no? Yubikiri genman.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.37,0:22:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Is that alright? Pinky swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.00,0:22:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}(E?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.00,0:22:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Huh?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.87,0:22:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gachi ni honto ni naru yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.87,0:22:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}It will seriously become reality.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.20,0:22:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}(Dogii!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.20,0:22:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Startling!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.16,0:22:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Tensei o matazu shounetsu no mama ni
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.16,0:22:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Without waiting for reincarnation, while still in the scorching heat
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.20,0:22:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Asa hiru eien ai o kushizashi narabete
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.20,0:22:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Morning, midday, and eternally skewer desires and line them up
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.50,0:22:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gutsu gutsu mou! Nie nie da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.50,0:22:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Already simmering! It's boiling
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.66,0:23:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Yuuge wa jigoku de hot pot
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.66,0:23:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Supper is a hot pot in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.00,0:23:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Nita mono doushi ni oniai no oshioki
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.00,0:23:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}For people who are alike, a suitable punishment
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.20,0:23:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Juu juu achi! Koge koge da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.20,0:23:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Sizzling hot! It's burned to a crisp
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.37,0:23:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Anata to jigoku de hotcake
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.37,0:23:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hotcakes with you in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.62,0:23:20.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Tokoyo no suna ni naru made
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.62,0:23:20.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Until they become forever-unchanging sand
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.00,0:23:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an4}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.66,0:23:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Achoo! I phink baybe I caught a cold...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.08,0:23:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.79,0:23:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Okapi, pygmy hippo, Iriomote cat,\NOkinawa rail, kiwi, panda, baby panda.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.20,0:23:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.66,0:23:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.66,0:23:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What's the matter, Hozuki? You alive?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.25,0:23:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm dead. You and I are both dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an8}ONKI\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}ANIMALS DON'T FORGET\N{\an4}ONE'S KINDNESS
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!