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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is... Hell is... Hell is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.79,0:00:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here to get you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,When did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Packed with customers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shinde Enma ni okorareru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You die and Enma yells at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kitto hidoi ga tameni naru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's harsh, but it's for your own good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Anata gotoki ga kodawaru na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You have no right to be choosy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sora o miagerya hikarigoke!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look up at the sky and see glowing moss!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shindara kitto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dying must be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore wa anata! Shidai desu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That depends on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chimimouryou tte zettai kakenai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There’s no way I could write 魑魅魍魎!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bursting with excitement!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou atsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Super hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou samui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Super cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.37,0:01:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,In the mythologies of the world,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.16,0:01:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's very common to see scales used\Nin the process of judging a mortal's deeds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.16,0:01:45.87,Default,,0,0,0,,One famous example comes Greek mythology.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.16,0:01:52.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The scales of the goddess Astraea\Nbecame the model for the astrological sign Libra.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.50,0:01:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,In Egypt, they have scales like these.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.66,0:02:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And even in Japan, there is a place\Nwhere scales are utilized.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.87,0:02:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}King Gokan's Chief of Staff
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.95,0:02:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,These are the Offices of Gokan,\Nrun by Gokan of the Ten Kings.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.79,0:02:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,The Offices of Gokan\Nare the fourth court of the deceased.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.62,0:02:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Shikimi, I'm taking my lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.45,0:02:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, King Gokan. I will see you later.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.95,0:02:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki has informed me that he\Nwill be coming by, so I want you to tidy up for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.45,0:02:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Take special care to make sure\Nthe Scales of Karma are well polished.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.12,0:02:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.62,0:02:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Ms. Shikimi, I'll do that for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.37,0:02:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll help, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.91,0:03:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's alright. You two go to lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.62,0:03:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Today they used vajra bird eggs to make
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.04,0:03:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,fluffy, nutritious, melt-in-your-mouth rice omelets\Nand a special flan a la mode.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.45,0:03:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, are you getting enough to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.66,0:03:23.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I want you to eat lots of yummy food\Nand sleep in a nice warm bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.29,0:03:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.62,0:03:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Something about Ms. Shikimi...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.29,0:03:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I just want to call her Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.83,0:03:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Now all I have to do...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.58,0:03:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,is carefully inspect the center and...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.79,0:03:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Whee! Whee!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.00,0:03:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,A white dog, and a black dog,\Nplaying hustle seesaw on our scales?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.00,0:03:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Woohoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.20,0:03:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Woohoo! Whee!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.29,0:03:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.54,0:04:00.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Get down from there! You'll hurt yourselves!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.75,0:04:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.45,0:04:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,They were just such magnificent scales,\NI simply couldn't help myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.58,0:04:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,This might tell you who I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.04,0:04:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, that was very helpful!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.83,0:04:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You're Mr. Anubis from Egypt!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.70,0:04:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. I am King Osiris's Chief of Staff.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.87,0:04:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But they truly are magnificent scales.\NAnd so well cared for.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.62,0:04:28.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right! You use scales, too, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.62,0:04:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Scales are a thing of beauty.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.04,0:04:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Most people are using digital these days,\Nbut for beauty of form, nothing surpasses the old model.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.75,0:04:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I know how you feel.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.87,0:04:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Balance scales, for example, are a work of art!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.25,0:04:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You get it! They're wonderful, aren't they!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.66,0:04:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But Thoth back in Egypt, he has zero sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.16,0:04:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,He'll hold the weights in his bare hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.12,0:04:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Really, who does that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.79,0:05:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I see you fellow enthusiasts are hitting it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.66,0:05:02.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.54,0:05:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're here early.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.33,0:05:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I apologize. Shiro took off running, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.37,0:05:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I wanted to see the big scales!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.91,0:05:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Since Mr. Anubis was visiting,\NI wanted to show him the Scales of Karma.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.20,0:05:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course! It's an honor!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.00,0:05:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you from Egypt, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.95,0:05:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.58,0:05:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a Japanese Hell Minion.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.75,0:05:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Anubis is my new friend I made today.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.62,0:05:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Black jackals are so cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.83,0:05:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,No, white ones are cool, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.87,0:05:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Black ones are the coolest!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.33,0:05:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And these two are hitting it off in their own way, as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.33,0:05:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Black ones are the coolest!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.58,0:05:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Black jackals are so cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.00,0:05:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Anubis is Chief of Staff to the king\Nof the Egyptian underworld, Lord Osiris.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.00,0:05:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}They are SO cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.58,0:05:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,He determines the weight of a deceased's sins\Nusing the scales of judgment.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.95,0:05:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.95,0:05:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like I may or may not\Nhave seen this in world history class.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.37,0:06:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,On one side of the Scale of Ra,\NI put the deceased's heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.87,0:06:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,On the other, I put the feather of Ma'at,\Nwhich measures the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.41,0:06:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,A sinless person's heart will balance with the feather.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.58,0:06:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But if they have sinned...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.75,0:06:20.45,Default,,0,0,0,,then I take the bad guy's heart and...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.87,0:06:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,toss it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.12,0:06:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,This signifies no rebirth, just complete obliteration.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.04,0:06:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.29,0:06:33.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The afterlife is harsh no matter where you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.83,0:06:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.62,0:06:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a rare treasure to see Anubis's face from the front.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.29,0:06:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you use these magnificent scales here in Japan?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.75,0:06:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Very much the same way.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.12,0:06:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,We use them during trials, to measure good and evil.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.95,0:06:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,But Ms. Shikimi, you look super nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.62,0:06:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Wouldn't everybody end up innocent?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.75,0:06:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Or is King Gokan, like, really super strict?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.79,0:07:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.04,0:07:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, why don't you see for yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.95,0:07:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Hozuki, Lord Anubis.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.91,0:07:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm terribly sorry I wasn't here to greet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.75,0:07:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It's no trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.12,0:07:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for having me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.79,0:07:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring in the deceased!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.75,0:07:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's kinda cool that the judge is a woman, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.16,0:07:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,A Cleopatra of the Far East.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.91,0:07:29.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And Ms. Shikimi is a Cleopatra who understands scales.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.66,0:07:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You keep calling women Cleopatra. \NIs that a habit of yours, or is it an Egyptian custom?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.70,0:07:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But I didn't expect to see a Chief of Staff like her.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.54,0:07:44.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Me neither. I thought they were all\Nuptight and strict, like Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.66,0:07:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You've met Takamura. He's not uptight.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.33,0:07:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, when someone like that\Nworks at a bakery or a cake shop,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.00,0:07:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,you feel really relaxed there, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.37,0:07:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Here! Thank you for waiting!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.75,0:08:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I know! She would definitely make you sure\Nyou were getting some good bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.08,0:08:04.95,Default,,0,0,0,,She actually is a very good cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.95,0:08:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,All of the recipes at this office's cafeteria were her idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.16,0:08:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool! What's her specialty?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.04,0:08:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Fried chicken and hamburg steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.16,0:08:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Unshakable!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.79,0:08:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,And on top of that, her catch phrase is...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.87,0:08:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you okay? Are you making sure\Nto eat yummy food and sleep in a warm bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.20,0:08:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,M-Mama!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.41,0:08:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a Mama to all!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.87,0:08:27.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What is such a person doing as a Chief of Staff?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.08,0:08:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Is she really a demon?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.33,0:08:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh! Keep it down!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.20,0:08:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I see that you have been quick to anger,\Nand resorted to violence to get your way.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.58,0:08:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I ain't quick to anger!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.20,0:08:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true. He's already mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.41,0:08:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Apparently you would start yelling\Nif you didn't like a gift someone gave you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.37,0:08:49.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. That's stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.04,0:08:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I never did anything like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.08,0:08:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? You know we Ten Kings\Nare inordinately hard on liars.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.62,0:09:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Inordinately hard!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.83,0:09:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,If you know it's inordinate,\Nyou could just be ordinately hard on us!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.12,0:09:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And I ain't lying!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.33,0:09:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.25,0:09:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Then allow me to confirm with the Scales of Karma.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.33,0:09:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Place the deceased on the scales!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.16,0:09:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Certainly.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.95,0:09:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,We will now investigate the validity of your claims \Nand measure the weight of your sins!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.70,0:09:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha-!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.87,0:09:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.08,0:09:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hiyaaaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.04,0:09:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! He's heavier than the boulders!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.33,0:09:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,So in other words, he is guilty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.50,0:09:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Now watch closely!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.41,0:10:00.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You are about to see my favorite part,\Nwhat these offices are famous for!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.54,0:10:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.62,0:10:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,We knew you were lying! Bad boys who lie\Nget 100 smacks on their tooshies!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.87,0:10:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Stop! I'm a grown man! Please! That hurts like hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.50,0:10:35.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Send him to the next court!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.62,0:10:36.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Right away!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.20,0:10:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She's one tough mama of a Chief of Staff.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.16,0:10:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not sure which is worse... Egypt or here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.66,0:10:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And after this, they have to go\Nto the Enma Offices to face Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.29,0:10:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,That'll cause some serious mental damage.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.66,0:11:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, I was careless.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.54,0:11:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,About what?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.79,0:11:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been working in Hell for a while now, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.91,0:11:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I've become a dog who knows\Nthe ups and downs of Hell, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.62,0:11:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But I still haven't tried the most famous\Nof famous products of Hell! The Hell hot springs!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.95,0:11:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,If I can just manage that,\Nthen I will be complete as a dog of Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.25,0:11:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no! Not like this!\NOne of the normal temperature ones!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.95,0:12:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Hell's Hot Springs
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.75,0:12:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The baths we normally use are Hell hot springs.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.75,0:12:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I mean, I know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.70,0:12:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It can be a public bath, or an inn or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.12,0:12:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I just want to experience the authentic,\Ncliched version of a hell hot spring.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.20,0:12:21.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Come to think of it, I've never gone to one, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.04,0:12:26.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that you mention it, I don't frequent\Nthe inns or hot springs around here, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.33,0:12:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Although I have observed the\NHell hot springs in the Mundane World.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.79,0:12:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, when you live here...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.37,0:12:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So this is like how an area's natives\Ndon't usually visit local tourist attractions.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.20,0:12:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,"Is there anything worth seeing?"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.75,0:12:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Is the general locals' take on those things.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.58,0:12:46.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true. When I think of the inns\Nand hot springs around here,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.37,0:12:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I usually think of people from Heaven and other\Nforeigners who are here to for sightseeing and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.62,0:13:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}LITTLE HELL
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.20,0:12:59.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And it seems like they're trying a little too hard\Nto please the  Heavenly crowd.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.83,0:13:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, like that obvious scarlet color on the outer wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.33,0:13:04.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.12,0:13:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.62,0:13:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The perspective of a Hell native.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.87,0:13:14.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And basically any warm water in Hell\Ncomes from a Hell hot spring.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.08,0:13:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I could go further and say that the springs\Nin the Eight Cold Hells are Hell hot...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.83,0:13:25.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Or I suppose they're Hell cold springs.\NSounds like a brand of Hell mineral water.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.62,0:13:32.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}LORDS\N{\an6}LADIES
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.87,0:13:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Of all of them, I'd say Lord Enma's great bath\Nis the most authentic you can get.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.08,0:13:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.58,0:13:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,We usually use the bath in the Animal Cruelty Realm.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.16,0:13:36.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.95,0:13:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,We've never seen Lord Enma's.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.58,0:13:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Enma's great bath is big, and a lot of fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.75,0:13:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It has a waterfall shower,\Nand an open air bath, and everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.12,0:13:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It has baths big enough to fit someone\NKing Enma's size, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.54,0:13:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.50,0:13:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,There's something I've been wondering about.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.41,0:14:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,There's that weird statue,\Nlike a deceased guy puking or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.16,0:14:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes, the one I picked out myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.95,0:14:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Th-there's that one that's like a merlion.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.87,0:14:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, like a merlion.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.70,0:14:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You already clearly stated you think it's puking.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.12,0:14:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to go out of your way to correct yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.08,0:14:33.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's rude to merlions, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.45,0:14:36.41,Default,,0,0,0,,In fact, I thought, "Whoa! It looks like he's vomiting!"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.79,0:14:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,When I installed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.33,0:14:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You knew it looked like vomit and installed it anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.70,0:14:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.04,0:14:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought of getting one like this, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.87,0:14:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What would be the point?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.95,0:14:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,At least have the water coming out at full volume.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.16,0:14:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Even with the most charitable view, it looks like drool.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.87,0:15:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. I suppose a men's bath would be like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.66,0:15:02.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss O-Koh!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.33,0:15:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nothing like the women's bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.00,0:15:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}LADIES\N{\an4}LORDS
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.62,0:15:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It would be nice if we could do like at some inns,\Nand have times where we switch so we can see both.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.87,0:15:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What IS the women's bath like?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.54,0:15:19.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a statue that's like an elephant shower.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.00,0:15:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool. I didn't know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.37,0:15:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It would be a problem if you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.58,0:15:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But you two look like you're at the age\Nwhere you can just barely get away with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.91,0:15:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,In the Mundane World, I think they'll let you in\Nup to about nine years old?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.08,0:15:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I can't just take that as a compliment.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.45,0:15:42.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Woohoo! Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.08,0:15:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope, it's just not sincere...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.70,0:15:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.70,0:15:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So, um, if they're all from Hell hot springs, \Nthat means they all get water from a source, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.50,0:15:55.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.41,0:15:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Do they have any health benefits?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.95,0:16:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,They're basically just your average hot spring.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.62,0:16:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,But the mineral content is different in each hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.41,0:16:07.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}LAKE\N{\an6}OF\N{\an6}BLOOD
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.08,0:16:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,In the Lake of Blood, there's more blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.91,0:16:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}REALM\N{\an4}OF\N{\an4}EXCRETA
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.62,0:16:13.66,Default,,0,0,0,,In the Realm of Excreta... well, you can figure that out.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.58,0:16:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's poop!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.33,0:16:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to say it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.50,0:16:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,There are some with melted wax, iron, copper...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.29,0:16:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Depending on the place,\Nsome of them have bath salts in them.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.83,0:16:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And there are special blends.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.20,0:16:31.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Simply put, they are poisons and peppers.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.25,0:16:34.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Those are awfully scary bath additives!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.33,0:16:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Like a reverse Kamaji!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.33,0:16:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,On the other hand, in Heaven,\Nthere are springs that will heal wounds with one soak.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.41,0:16:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So it's like in RPGs when they have the spring\Nthat instantly restores your HP.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.25,0:16:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But that means it's like a cure-all! That's amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.95,0:16:57.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no. Apparently when you get\Nto internal maladies and broken bones,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.79,0:17:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,it doesn't heal them so easily.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.70,0:17:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,But if it's just a scratch,\Nyou can actually watch it close up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.83,0:17:07.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's disappointing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.45,0:17:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Not worth it to go out of my way for hot spring therapy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.79,0:17:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it can heal sprains and such over time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.87,0:17:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Normal hot springs can help with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.37,0:17:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you know so much about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.66,0:17:23.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, there was one time...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.00,0:17:29.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll spare you the details and skip ahead\Nto the important part.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.41,0:17:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But once when I had beaten an idiot divine beast\Nto a pulp and sent him flying...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.41,0:17:35.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Let me out! Why should I have to put up with this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.58,0:17:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn you!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.66,0:18:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,When he came to the surface,\Nall of his scratches had been healed.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.79,0:18:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The results of an experiment?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.37,0:18:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Oh, I think Momotaro told us about that!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.00,0:18:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Something about how it was infinitely his own fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.50,0:18:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I wonder what he did.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.79,0:18:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,So hey, could we maybe go into Lord Enma's bath?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.54,0:18:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, of course not!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.41,0:18:28.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You're covered in fur!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.29,0:18:31.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But I wanna go in a big bath!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.62,0:18:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What about monkeys? We're kind of a staple\Nin setting the hot spring mood.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.66,0:18:37.79,Default,,0,0,0,,If that's how we're talking...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.87,0:18:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I wanna go, too! I'll be a bath toy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.75,0:18:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That'd be a big toy, Pheasant!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.12,0:18:45.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Definitely a stretch!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.37,0:18:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Animals are not prohibited. You can go if you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.45,0:18:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.33,0:18:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hooray!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.41,0:18:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But, as Rurio says, I expect a lot\Nof your fur will get in the bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.50,0:18:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So take your bath late at night, and then drain the water.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.91,0:19:00.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.83,0:19:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.87,0:19:04.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So when it's time, we'll show you how to get there.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.91,0:19:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.33,0:19:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for your cooperation.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.75,0:19:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}LORDS\N{\an5}LADIES
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.75,0:19:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}LORDS\N{\an5}LORDS
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.41,0:19:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a big changing room.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.20,0:19:25.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It's even bigger inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.75,0:19:27.75,Default,,0,0,0,,First!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.95,0:19:29.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to the open-air bath!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.20,0:19:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, are you now?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.83,0:19:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. I think I'll skip this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.50,0:19:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It is kind of a shock when you're not used to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.33,0:20:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,There's some filth licker youkai!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.33,0:20:07.66,Default,,0,0,0,,They're the cleaning staff\Nassigned specifically to the bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.66,0:20:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.33,0:20:13.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so big!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.12,0:20:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! I wouldn't recommend going over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.70,0:20:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The water there is coming straight from the source.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.87,0:20:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,HOT!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.79,0:20:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hot, hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.79,0:20:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,How hot is the water from the source?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.62,0:20:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I dunno. But what I do know...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.37,0:20:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That we have to cool it every day\Nwith ice from the Eight Cold Hells.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.83,0:20:45.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The normal plumbing is chilled to give us cold water, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.16,0:20:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. So water in Hell is basically always hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.70,0:20:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to heat it up... you have to cool it down.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.62,0:21:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,So the true Hell hot springs are really boiling water?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.41,0:21:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I can't say I've been in a real Hell hot spring
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.87,0:21:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Note: A challenge on variety shows where contestants had to complete a 30-second commercial while in a tank of VERY hot water.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.87,0:21:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,unless I can do a boiling water dare at the source?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.20,0:21:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know about that point of view, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.04,0:21:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right. These are Hell hot springs,\Nbut with adjusted temperatures.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.83,0:21:18.25,Default,,0,0,0,,The only ones who soak\Nin the real Hell hot springs are the deceased.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.45,0:21:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I fell in! I'm in the cauldron!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.20,0:21:27.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You fell in again?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.12,0:21:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,We've heated the water here so it's even hotter\Nthan what comes out at the source.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.87,0:21:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And yet you fall in every time. You have strange hobbies.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.66,0:21:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The flooring was rotten!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.91,0:21:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Make it strong enough to hold my weight!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.08,0:21:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It's hot in here! Get me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.66,0:21:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,The fact that you would go in voluntarily...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.66,0:21:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You are a true manager of Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.33,0:21:51.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So maybe I should be impressed, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.25,0:21:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,HELP ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Omoi no Naraku ni ochita aware na futari wa
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A pitiful couple has fallen into a hell of emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taemanu ku ni sainameru muken o samayou
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tormented by incessant suffering, they wander the interminable pit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Going down the Sanzu-River
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.04,0:22:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,She goes maze with her dear
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kudaredo kudaredo utsushiyo,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Down, down they go, still never reaching the mundane,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Higan e wa tsukanu
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Never reaching the longed-for far shore.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Mujou o sakate ni totchatte, eien no tawamure
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A trick of eternity, using our emotionlessness against us.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Of course, the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh! What the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saite koso hana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}It's the blooming that makes a flower
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.33,0:22:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(I wish to hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Chiru wa iwazu mo ga na
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Of course its petals will scatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(My Dear... I show)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hate made yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us go to the very edge
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Twilight... You know)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi to wa shosen mushou
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Love has no gender, after all
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh Dear... My soul)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saa, tomo ni yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Come, let us pass on together
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Fate, as I trow)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi e to ochimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us fall to our love
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.00,0:23:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.95,0:23:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Note: A reference to Ikkyu-san, a series about a clever young priest.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.95,0:23:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a question!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.70,0:23:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I have an answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.87,0:23:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.00,0:23:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Where are you, Mr. Hozuki, and what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.87,0:23:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.54,0:23:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I am in my office, making a reservation at a bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.50,0:23:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}ALSO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.58,0:23:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, 'cause it's the season for end-of-the-year parties.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.12,0:23:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}THEN
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.45,0:23:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you be joining us, Shiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an4}MASTER OF HELL\N{\an4}AND\N{\an4}HAVE A DRINK AND GET SOME REST\N{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9\fs16}Note: The most famous riddle Ikkyu solved.\N "Don't cross the 'hashi' (bridge)" which can also mean "edge."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.12,0:23:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll cross the center of the bridge to get there!