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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.45,0:00:05.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}And so, let's all have a listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.58,0:00:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Dear Hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.08,0:00:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni asobitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.08,0:00:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to have a good time like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni yasumitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to rest like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.25,0:00:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai na nidoneshite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.25,0:00:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to go back to sleep like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.58,0:00:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Teiji de agaritai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.58,0:00:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}And finish work on time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.87,0:00:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni tabesugite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.87,0:00:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I ate too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.00,0:00:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni nomisugita
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.00,0:00:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I drank too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.75,0:00:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Aa sonna wake de
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.75,0:00:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah, for these reasons
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.25,0:00:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.25,0:00:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}It's like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.29,0:00:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Sonna toki koso deban desu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.29,0:00:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}At such a time it's all the more his turn on stage
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.70,0:00:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Hoozuki-sama ga moriageru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.70,0:00:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Mr. Hozuki livens things up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.04,0:00:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Omakase kudasai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.04,0:00:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Please leave it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.62,0:01:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Aa jigoku jigoku mainichi jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.62,0:01:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah, Hell, Hell, every day Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hell, Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.62,0:01:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}"Uso desho?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.62,0:01:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}"You can't mean that, right?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.29,0:01:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku jigoku youkoso jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.29,0:01:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hell, Hell, welcome to Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.20,0:01:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Atchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.20,0:01:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Look that way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.04,0:01:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Kotchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.04,0:01:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Look this way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.62,0:01:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Abikyoukan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.62,0:01:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Pandemonium!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.95,0:01:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gongo! Doudan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.95,0:01:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}What the hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.16,0:01:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Shitsureishimashita!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.16,0:01:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Pardon me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.95,0:01:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Sonna kanji no
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.95,0:01:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}In that kind of way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.95,0:01:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}A! Jigoku desu! Jajajajan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.95,0:01:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah! It's Hell! Ta ta ta-da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Katsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Curses!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.00,0:01:36.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Mustard, that rabbit from Crackling Mountain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.95,0:01:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a female Japanese hare.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.00,0:01:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Today, we'll be taking a look at a daily life\Nof a feeble rabbit in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.45,0:01:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}RABBIT                                                                           DEMON\N{\an5} Hell Matches
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.46,0:01:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Head Office of Supreme Torturer Hozuki
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.37,0:01:48.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna handle the whole story with lots of fluffiness.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.83,0:01:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}The Rabbit Called Mustard
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.20,0:01:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Library
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.37,0:02:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Mr. Hozuki, Mustard is a female, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.70,0:02:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's right. What of it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.37,0:02:11.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, doesn't she look kind of like a male\Nin this picture book?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.58,0:02:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanuki, how dare you kill that old woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.58,0:02:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The rabbit punished the tanuki,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.58,0:02:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}repeatedly striking him with a wooden oar.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.58,0:02:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}And thus the rabbit splendidly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.58,0:02:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}avenged the old woman. How joyous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.37,0:02:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Most books don't really mention her gender,\Nand this is a tale of vengeance, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.83,0:02:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So, unless there's some particular reason not to,\Nit's natural to portray the character as male.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.54,0:02:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,That was especially the case long ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.75,0:02:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Osamu Dazai penned a version\Nin which the rabbit was instead a young girl,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.12,0:02:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's the kind of story that can be told without\Ngoing out of one's way to specify the rabbit's gender.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.00,0:02:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you know, the very idea of a rabbit\Nconjures up the image of a young female.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.75,0:02:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems they're getting all excited talking about me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.20,0:02:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose it's true that there's no helping it\Nif people think of me as masculine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.45,0:02:52.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Certain traits of mine probably play a big factor there!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.45,0:02:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}An unwaveringly\N{\an4}tough maiden
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.46,0:02:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}HONEST\N{\an4}VIRTUOUS\N{\an6}Crackling\N{\an6}Mountain
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.87,0:02:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,For example, a short time ago...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.33,0:03:00.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Mustard!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.45,0:03:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hana\N{\an4}Kappo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.46,0:03:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Kitsune\N{\an4}Gozen
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.91,0:03:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You free tonight? Wanna go to a singles party with us?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.25,0:03:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems some hunk-y he-rabbits are coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.91,0:03:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,"Singles party"?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.87,0:03:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd never go to a wanton place like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.16,0:03:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The guys who go to singles parties...\Nare a bunch of playboys, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.41,0:03:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A Japanese woman with all the traditional graces\Nwould never go to such a disgraceful place!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.58,0:03:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}Japanese woman with traditional graces
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.00,0:03:23.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Mustard is like a strapping Kyushu lad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.04,0:03:26.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It's basically just a normal drinking party...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.95,0:03:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,This something from The Animal-Person Caricatures?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.75,0:03:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, by the way, you might think a rabbit's standard\Nfacial expression is far too "blank."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.62,0:03:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}BLANK
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.50,0:03:38.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But, in fact, it's even blanker than that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.41,0:03:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BLANK
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.75,0:03:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's only when we're sleepy that we make a face\Nlike we're making fun of everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.50,0:03:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}The Hell\N{\an6}Full of\N{\an6}Liars\N{\an5}GREAT SCREAMING HELL
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.08,0:03:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,My job is to work as a hell minion and torture the dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.45,0:03:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the Realm of Mincemeat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.58,0:03:53.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}Realm of\N{\an6}Mincemeat
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.25,0:03:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the hell for people who lie\Nand make a huge profit from it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.75,0:04:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,This is execution by burning. They turn to ash\Nand float away like a swarm of summer insects.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.87,0:04:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Originally, this was the hell for those\Nwho tricked trainee monks out of their things
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.08,0:04:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,and then sold them for profit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.33,0:04:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's include embezzlement and fraud\Nalong with that, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.91,0:04:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Approved
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.66,0:04:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Outline of the Draft for a Partial Revision of\N{\an4}the Nature of Offences for the Realm of Mincemeat
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.70,0:04:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But that has been amended to bring the realm\Nin line with modern times.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.50,0:04:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm always training so that I'm able to do\Nthe same kind of work as demons.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.20,0:04:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss, if you can step in on my jump rope, then go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.87,0:04:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.79,0:04:38.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Although I don't have claws and canine teeth\Nthe same way dogs and foxes do,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.12,0:04:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a rather good nose for things.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.16,0:04:44.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Carrying a concealed weapon with you, huh?!\NI can smell the iron, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.41,0:04:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And I don't fail to hear even the faintest whispers.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.75,0:04:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Tanuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.50,0:04:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Tanuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.66,0:04:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,And my greatest weapon\Nis characteristic of the Japanese hare...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.08,0:05:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,this hop!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.41,0:05:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Burst Speed of 80 km/h
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.50,0:05:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Its burst speed is 80 kilometers per hour!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.83,0:05:05.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I immediately capture any of the dead\Nwho try to run for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.75,0:05:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Hup.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.16,0:05:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, I of course don't have the same stamina demons do.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.41,0:05:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, as for my modest little hobby...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.29,0:05:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,that would be writing in my diary at the end of each day.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.79,0:05:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, I don't use animal letters -\NI write it in proper Japanese.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.08,0:05:26.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Curse\N{\an5}Curse\N{\an5}Curse
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.62,0:05:26.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It feels like copying a sutra.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.83,0:05:28.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Rabbit
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.45,0:05:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Other than that, I'm single-mindedly devoted to my job!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.70,0:05:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, I'm as strict about it as the military is!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.50,0:05:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Demon
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.54,0:05:35.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I channel my grudge against the tanuki into my work!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.25,0:05:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,The fact that I'm a female plays second fiddle!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.87,0:05:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, well it's not as if I don't have\Nany feminine traits, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.25,0:05:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I sometimes think, "What if I wasn't a Hell minion?"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.12,0:05:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,In order to not lose my feminine traits,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.62,0:05:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I sometimes participate in ladies' tea parties.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.70,0:05:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose you could call them all-female get-togethers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.25,0:06:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, the kind of guys I like\Nare stronger than me and are iron-like gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.37,0:06:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Flirts and the like are out of the question!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.79,0:06:12.41,Default,,0,0,0,,My ideal is something like\Nthe rabbit version of Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.29,0:06:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel an affinity with that expression\Nof Mr. Hozuki, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.75,0:06:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}BLANK
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.16,0:06:20.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, that's because it's blank, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.41,0:06:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It is "blank," right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.20,0:06:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Incoming Call
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.79,0:06:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.83,0:06:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Mustard!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.87,0:06:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So, about tonight's singles party...\NYou really need to come. Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.83,0:06:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you there's no way I'm going to any singles party!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.54,0:06:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Two female rabbits suddenly canceled,\Nso we're in a real bind!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.58,0:06:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Not my problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.00,0:06:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It's banquet-style seating.\NIt'll really stand out if any seats are left open!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.87,0:06:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you that's not my problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.75,0:06:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Mustard, do you know one other rabbit\Nyou can bring along?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.12,0:06:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I do not! Not my problem!\NAnd don't just assume I'm coming like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.25,0:06:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,There must be something that...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.87,0:06:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, wait up, I'm coming now!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.87,0:06:58.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm counting on you.\NSee you at Tsukimi Manpuku at seven!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.87,0:07:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, don't just...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.20,0:07:07.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Socializing... can be a real pain sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.87,0:07:12.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Who do I know...?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.87,0:07:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,In these circumstances, I guess anyone's fine...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.95,0:07:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Oniyanma
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.50,0:07:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Tsukimi\N{\an5}Manpuku
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.16,0:07:25.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like something outta\NThe Animal-Person Caricatures again...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.25,0:07:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Soft Rabbit
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.33,0:07:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Mustard, that person next to you...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.12,0:07:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,...is a rabbit, a rabbit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.75,0:07:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, see that blank expression?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.54,0:07:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Check it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.33,0:07:45.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that a man...?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.33,0:07:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a man, alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.58,0:07:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That's okay, no problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.29,0:07:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a demon, right? Seems pretty interesting!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.95,0:07:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like I've seen him somewhere before...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.62,0:07:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, let me introduce you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.58,0:07:58.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Famed as a divine messenger rabbit, this is...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.16,0:08:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,the Hare of Inaba!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.04,0:08:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm rabbit!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.54,0:08:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Just call me "Inaba," 'kay?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.45,0:08:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That greeting somehow reminds me\Nof a McD's commercial...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.20,0:08:12.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So, girls, what's your ideal type of guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.37,0:08:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I like lop-ears!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.20,0:08:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.83,0:08:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I prefer wild rabbits over pet ones!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.54,0:08:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.20,0:08:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Despite being a divine messenger, he's a flirt, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.33,0:08:26.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You might call him a flirt,\Nbut what I see is a fluffy gathering,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.45,0:08:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,which has nothing but a relaxing presence...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.12,0:08:30.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You really think so?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.87,0:08:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The rabbits here are actually the ones\Nwho're more expressive than most.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.75,0:08:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,There's nothing to eat here but bagna cauda.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.12,0:08:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, to stave off boredom, I guess I'll apply an\Nintrabrain filter and view Inaba in distorted form.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.91,0:08:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow?! From Crackling Mountain?! That's amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.50,0:08:59.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Ah, but people actually also tell me, "Inaba, you sure do sparkle." Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.95,0:08:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,That just makes me even angrier, so I'll stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.66,0:09:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,On that note, American cartoons have some rabbits that are terribly uncute...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.04,0:09:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Tch!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.45,0:09:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But, even without a deforming filter,\Nguys like him aren't my type.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.83,0:09:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Hare of Inaba, I know you're famous,\Nbut what exactly did you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.25,0:09:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?! You don't know?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.04,0:09:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's listed in the Kojiki, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.29,0:09:20.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's from the mythical age in any case.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.08,0:09:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,In general terms...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.79,0:09:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,...I sort of played the role of Cupid for\NOkuninushi-no-Mikoto and Princess Yagami.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.70,0:09:35.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, speaking of Okuninushi-no-Mikoto,\Nhe unified the country of Japan for the first time
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.04,0:09:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,and is a rather important god\Nwithin Japanese mythology.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.50,0:09:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}A Great God
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.87,0:09:43.41,Default,,0,0,0,,He was 1 of 80 brothers and,\Nas a man with a gentle nature, he was popular.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.50,0:09:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Unified Japan for the first time
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.50,0:09:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}1 of 80 brothers
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.41,0:09:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,However, he was a philanderer to a staggering extent.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.50,0:09:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Popular man with a gentle nature
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.00,0:09:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But I digress...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.50,0:09:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Huge philanderer
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.25,0:09:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So, ya see, long ago I was in this place\Ncalled the Oki Islands.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.37,0:09:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm pretty bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.62,0:09:59.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna get off this island.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.91,0:10:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What can I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.00,0:10:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.04,0:10:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, hey, Shark!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.75,0:10:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,The rabbits or the sharks...\NDon't you wanna know which one there's more of?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.58,0:10:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll count for you, so line up all the sharks over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.16,0:10:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,In order, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.75,0:10:17.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.12,0:10:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And just like that, I was able to leave the island\Nby using the heads of the sharks as a bridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.37,0:10:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But, even though he should've just let it be,\Nonce on top of the final shark, he...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.50,0:10:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo-hoo! I fooled you good!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.70,0:10:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.45,0:10:41.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It hurts! It hurts!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.50,0:10:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,He reaped what he sowed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.62,0:10:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It was thanks to Okuninushi-no-Mikoto\Nthat his injuries were healed,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.79,0:10:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and Inaba told him, "It is you\Nwho shall be Princess Yagami's groom"...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.25,0:10:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But I had actually been crying\Nvery dramatically on purpose.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.62,0:11:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I was testing each of\NOkuninushi-no-Mikoto's brothers, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.79,0:11:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He's been cocky ever since the mythical age...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.62,0:11:08.25,Default,,0,0,0,,As fellow famous rabbits, I bet we'd get along just great!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.75,0:11:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Nah, not interested.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.33,0:11:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,He may be a divine messenger,\Nbut I just don't like this guy...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.29,0:11:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This's fate! It's gotta be fate!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.00,0:11:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,How annoying...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.41,0:11:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Wish I just ignored that phone call\Nand never ended up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.58,0:11:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Mustard, you're being a party pooper.\NCome on and tell us an interesting story.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.54,0:11:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just as I said earlier...\NI'm single-mindedly devoted to my job.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.66,0:11:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And I especially hate these kinds of frivolous guys...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.00,0:11:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I know! Tell us the story of that tanuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.37,0:11:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop pestering me! You wanna end up like that tanuki?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.83,0:11:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this "tell us a story of that tanuki" crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.83,0:11:46.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}My hide! Not again! My hide!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.08,0:11:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Want me to slather a mix of mustard and miso on that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.08,0:11:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Mustard. Miss Mustard.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.75,0:11:51.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Settle down.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.20,0:11:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems that Miss Mustard has gotten drunk,\Nso I'll be heading home now.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.87,0:12:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,How rude. How rude of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.12,0:12:05.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Being a bit short-tempered is one of my faults.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.37,0:12:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Tsukimi\N{\an5}Manpuku
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.83,0:12:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry about that. Thanks for coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.16,0:12:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'd had quite enough\Nof that bagna cauda, you see...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.33,0:12:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems that at heart,\NI'm most suited to be a Hell minion, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.33,0:12:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Japanese-Style\N{\an7}Sweets
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.79,0:12:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Mustard.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.75,0:12:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.75,0:12:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What were you vacantly gazing at?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.04,0:12:48.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Over there... my former boss is on a date with Miss Gozu.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.29,0:12:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,At long last...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.87,0:13:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Types
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.62,0:13:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"I wonder how wide a range\Nof romantic partners that guy is okay with"...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.00,0:13:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Cafe\N{\an8}Merciless Coffee
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.20,0:13:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,is what I was thinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.16,0:13:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.37,0:13:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SWEET\N{\an5}DUMPLINGS
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.83,0:13:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The fact that he went on the date in the first place\Nmeans he's okay with oxen, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.25,0:13:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,In that case, he's got a wiiide range of types, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.37,0:13:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}TEA\N{\an8}SWEETS
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.50,0:13:23.33,Default,,0,0,0,,My former boss would say...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.33,0:13:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}La di da, la di da, la di da...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.83,0:13:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,"All girls are cute" quite often...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.58,0:13:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But as to whether he was just paying lip service\Nor truly meant it, I cannot say.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.66,0:13:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,But if those are his real feelings,\NI sense that he's a bit crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.20,0:13:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Undoubtedly.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.45,0:13:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Easy to win over,\N{\an7}but always eats up
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.46,0:13:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}your money.\N{\an4}Can also transform.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.46,0:14:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Beauty   Amount of\N{\an8}Stubbornness    Competition\N{\an5}Malice                \N{\an6}Charm \N{\an6}Kindness
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.46,0:13:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Customers)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.33,0:13:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,For example, it stands to reason Miss Daji\Nwould be perfect for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.79,0:13:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Right you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.12,0:13:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,She's easy to win over, but it'll always cost you money.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.83,0:13:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,She can also transform.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.75,0:14:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Easy to win over\N{\an7}and friendly,\N{\an4}but married.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.33,0:13:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The same goes for Lady Lilith...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.33,0:13:57.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's because there's no gal around\Nwith more similar interests to his.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.25,0:14:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,She's easy to win over and quite friendly,\Nbut she's married.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.75,0:14:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Easy to become\N{\an7}her friend, but wooing\N{\an4}her is another story.\N{\an4}Has a snake.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.25,0:14:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss O-Koh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.79,0:14:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he's always trying to woo her, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.70,0:14:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's easy to become her friend,\Nbut wooing her is another story.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.33,0:14:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,She's got a snake.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.00,0:14:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Date and she'll be devoted.\N{\an7}But she's scary if you\N{\an4}make her your enemy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.70,0:14:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Chun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.83,0:14:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,He actually dated her, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.62,0:14:20.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If you date her, she'll be devoted.\NHowever, she's scary if you make her your enemy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.54,0:14:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}For better or worse,\N{\an7}very spirited and\N{\an7}keeps guard up, but has\N{\an4}an amazingly ditzy side.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.04,0:14:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, how about a pop idol like Maki?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.04,0:14:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems he managed to woo her.\NKoban snapped a photo of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.50,0:14:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,For better or worse, she's very spirited\Nand keeps her guard up,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.12,0:14:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,but she has an amazingly ditzy side.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.16,0:14:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Extremely diligent and\N{\an7}has good sense.\N{\an7}No issues if you\N{\an4}can handle her
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.17,0:14:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}occasional fits of despair.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.58,0:14:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Miki.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.62,0:14:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he'd probably hit on her the second they meet.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.50,0:14:41.66,Default,,0,0,0,,She's extremely diligent and has good sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.66,0:14:45.04,Default,,0,0,0,,If you can handle her occasional fits of despair, you won't have any issues.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.83,0:14:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems he's basically okay with any girl who's pretty, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.25,0:14:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It would seem.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.62,0:14:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hearing that alone already makes him pretty awful,\Nbut the tastes of my former boss don't stop there.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.25,0:14:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.25,0:15:00.83,Default,,0,0,0,,According to that letter from Momotaro\Nthat came affixed to an arrow...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.83,0:15:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Mustard, you exchange arrow-affixed letters\Nwith Momotaro?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.95,0:15:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I have no problem using LINE,\Nbut it seems the old way of doing things is just easier...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.41,0:15:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,So, according to the letter...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.54,0:15:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Places importance on\N{\an7}a guy's annual income,\N{\an4}so you won't make headway\N{\an4}by hitting on her.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.54,0:15:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9\fs16}Beauty     Amount of\N{\an8}Stubbornness    Competition\N{\an5}Malice                \N{\an6}Charm \N{\an6}Kindness
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.58,0:15:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The slender woman calling herself O-Tsu,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.54,0:15:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Can't get away easily\N{\an7}if her broad-mindedness\N{\an7}and cooking skills capture\N{\an4}your heart and stomach.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.20,0:15:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Ms. Shikimi,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.16,0:15:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}If you trust enough\N{\an7}in her potential,\N{\an4}she'll show you\N{\an4}her kind side.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.62,0:15:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,and Princess Iwanaga\Nare all among those he's hit on recently.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.79,0:15:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,However, in the case of Princess Iwanaga...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.95,0:15:29.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You're being made to do this\N'cause you lost a bet, right?! I can tell!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.91,0:15:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,...she snapped and ran off, apparently.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.50,0:15:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems she's unable to trust people\Ndue to past trauma she's suffered.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.75,0:15:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a bit rude to say this,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.04,0:15:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's not as though he only likes those\Nwho're considered conventionally beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.00,0:15:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, next question: Are non-humanoids\Nstill within his range of types?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.70,0:15:56.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}This
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.45,0:15:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,His original form was like this, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.04,0:16:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,If he's okay with oxen, then how about horses?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.70,0:16:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you think he'd be up for it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.75,0:16:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, you could say that Daji is a fox\Nand O-Tsu is a crane, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.04,0:16:13.16,Default,,0,0,0,,He might well be fine with anything\Nthat's not too far out there of a creature.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.75,0:16:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you think he'd feel about a kappa?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.79,0:16:19.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Wouldn't that depend on the kind of kappa\Nwe're talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.79,0:16:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, changing course...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.25,0:16:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Data Unknown
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.04,0:16:27.08,Default,,0,0,0,,how about the Stripping Hag and the like?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.08,0:16:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,In terms of age, he's actually the older one, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.66,0:16:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The Zashiki Warashi are children by nature, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.37,0:16:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It would be a crime.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.58,0:16:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,As you'd expect, not even his\Nrange of types includes children.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.83,0:16:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Based on the conjectures we've made,\Nbefore being a womanizer, one possibility is...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.91,0:16:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.95,0:16:55.70,Default,,0,0,0,,...he is, first of all, a man who feels lonely\Nwhen on his own.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.95,0:16:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So basically, his character is that of a party animal, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.41,0:17:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What's going on here?! What are you talking about?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.79,0:17:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, Mustard, long time no see.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.50,0:17:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my! Mr. Hozuki, Mustard, will you come join us?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.70,0:17:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you finally gotten engaged to Gozu?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.62,0:17:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.62,0:17:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my! Heavens no!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.50,0:17:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,One of my ox-demon friends is getting married,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.95,0:17:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,so I was just consulting him about what present to get.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.50,0:17:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to get something that pleases\Nboth the bride and groom.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.87,0:17:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you see, I just don't know\Nwhat kinds of things a man might want.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.91,0:17:36.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Gozu, you have an ox-demon friend?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.20,0:17:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.50,0:17:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm so looking forward\Nto seeing how their kids turn out...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.79,0:17:42.45,Default,,0,0,0,,An ox-demon's child...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.54,0:17:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if they're born in a similar fashion\Nto spider babies...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.29,0:17:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I was think of maybe getting\NChr*me Hearts couple necklaces...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.41,0:17:53.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, we're talking about an ox-demon, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.41,0:17:56.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Before considering that he's a male,\Nfirst and foremost he's an ox-demon,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.45,0:17:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,so I think he'd be happier to receive a sacrificial offering...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.66,0:18:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I doubt a necklace would fit around his neck anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.79,0:18:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you're probably right.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.25,0:18:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, what do you say I offer him\Ntwo or three of the dead, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.62,0:18:11.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if that would be alright...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.87,0:18:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.29,0:18:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, going back to our previous discussion...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.79,0:18:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hakutaku...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.83,0:18:21.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you be okay with a female ox-demon?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.00,0:18:23.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, I wouldn't!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.95,0:18:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Not long ago, I heard you hit on a mermaid\Nin the Sanzu River.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.66,0:18:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,So where exactly do you draw the line?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.16,0:18:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, are you up for dating an ox-demon, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.87,0:18:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,THERE'S NO WAY I COULD!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.75,0:18:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't lose your temper!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.12,0:18:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So, is the essence of it that a potential romantic partner\Nneeds to look something like a human woman?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.12,0:18:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.29,0:18:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess... Yes, I suppose that's right...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.50,0:18:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Long ago you often said, "All girls are cute,"\Nso I was wondering if you meant it...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.33,0:18:56.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, yes, I do mean it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.50,0:19:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,All girls have their appeal. I love them all!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.50,0:19:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So those are your true feelings, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.04,0:19:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe there really is something off with this guy...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.00,0:19:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that really true?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.50,0:19:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It sure is - I love all humanoid women.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.87,0:19:13.33,Default,,0,0,0,,So, it's true, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.66,0:19:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What's your deal?! What are you scheming?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.62,0:19:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's just I have an acquaintance\Nwho's looking for a boyfriend, so I'll introduce you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.20,0:19:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,S-sounds kinda scary...\NYou're talking about an honest-to-goodness girl, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.04,0:19:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a woman alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.41,0:19:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody here's a major uggo!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.20,0:19:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,All the girls in Hell are ugly, ugly, ugly!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.41,0:19:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}The Tomahawk of Inferno Hell\NAmanosagume (Amanojaku)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.83,0:19:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,From the lips of Hakutaku,\NI just saw a strained "Gaaahhh" escape!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.12,0:20:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now, inside this divine beast, his faculties of\Nbenevolence and crisis management are fighting it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.50,0:20:08.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Uggo! Uggo! Even wearing pretty kimonos,\Nyou're still all a bunch of ugly uggos!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.29,0:20:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, let me be perfectly honest with you...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.70,0:20:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Any girl who walks down the street\Ncalling people ugly isn't a girl at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.33,0:20:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the work of a monster!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.25,0:20:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Well said.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.58,0:20:24.08,Default,,0,0,0,,She's actually Amanojaku,\Nso you're not wrong in saying that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.33,0:20:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Lately, I've received some complaints\Nthat she's been going around saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.58,0:20:33.12,Default,,0,0,0,,"I'm so popular with all the guys in Inferno Hell\Nthat it's causing me problems."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.75,0:20:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just thinking that maybe the situation\Nwould be alleviated a bit if she got a boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.75,0:20:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't force me into it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.00,0:20:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, it's divine beast Hakutaku!\NAmeno knows about you!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.25,0:20:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.12,0:20:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I give you 65 points!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.20,0:20:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You get a 35-point reduction for the rumors of you\Nbeing a flirt and that fashion sense of yours!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.62,0:20:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.00,0:21:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The girl is a bit of a tomboy and\Nshe really makes people's skin crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.75,0:21:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,But that's a pretty high score, you know!\NI normally give no more than 40 points at best!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.83,0:21:09.66,Default,,0,0,0,,If you improve your fashion sense,\NI'd even be willing to date you!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.66,0:21:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought that when it came to humanoid women,\Nyou loved them all, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.25,0:21:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.75,0:21:19.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}jam-packed\N{\an5}jam-packed\N{\an5}jam-packed\N{\an5}jam-packed
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.75,0:21:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,How do I put it? I'm getting more and more...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.95,0:21:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm also feeling it a bit...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.83,0:21:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Shaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.00,0:21:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you! How about watching your mouth?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.45,0:21:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.33,0:21:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You were so rude that it's just intolerable\Nno matter how you look at it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.75,0:21:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Not too long ago, it was a pheasant,\Nand now I've got a rabbit and ox on my case?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.70,0:21:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Animals are just the worst!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.91,0:21:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.25,0:21:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,If a woman who's a real handful shows up,\Nbefore he even does anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.25,0:21:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,the other women around just naturally\Nend up siding with him...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.79,0:22:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Uso yo. Janakya naze koko ni tadoritsuku no?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.79,0:22:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}That's a lie. If not, why do you find your way here?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.08,0:22:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Enma-sama no mae de nao shira o kiru no ne
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.08,0:22:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Even in front of Lord Enma, you feign ignorance
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.62,0:22:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Baka ne. Dakedo sonna toko tamaranakute
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.62,0:22:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}You're an idiot. But I can't get enough of that aspect of you
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.83,0:22:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Teitaraku. Onaji tsumi kasanetsuzuketa
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.83,0:22:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}What a predicament. You continued to repeat the same sin
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.12,0:22:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Ii no? Yubikiri genman.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.12,0:22:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Is that alright? Pinky swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.75,0:22:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}(E?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.75,0:22:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Huh?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.62,0:22:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gachi ni honto ni naru yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.62,0:22:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}It will seriously become reality.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.95,0:22:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}(Dogii!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.95,0:22:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Startling!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.91,0:22:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Tensei o matazu shounetsu no mama ni
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.91,0:22:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Without waiting for reincarnation, while still in the scorching heat
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.95,0:22:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Asa hiru eien ai o kushizashi narabete
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.95,0:22:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Morning, midday, and eternally skewer desires and line them up
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.25,0:23:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gutsu gutsu mou! Nie nie da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.25,0:23:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Already simmering! It's boiling
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.41,0:23:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Yuuge wa jigoku de hot pot
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.41,0:23:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Supper is a hot pot in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.75,0:23:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Nita mono doushi ni oniai no oshioki
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.75,0:23:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}For people who are alike, a suitable punishment
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.95,0:23:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Juu juu achi! Koge koge da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.95,0:23:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Sizzling hot! It's burned to a crisp
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.12,0:23:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Anata to jigoku de hotcake
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.12,0:23:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hotcakes with you in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.41,0:23:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Tokoyo no suna ni naru made
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.41,0:23:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Until they become forever-unchanging sand
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.87,0:23:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ON "HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.37,0:23:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Allow me to imitate Miki. I'm Mustard, meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.25,0:23:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Miki is a yakan - in other words, a fox.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.83,0:23:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.33,0:23:34.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that right, kyip?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.87,0:23:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.87,0:23:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll imitate a nikeichu.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.75,0:23:36.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.08,0:23:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go up your butthole and eat your brains!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.33,0:23:41.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}YAKAN SIBLINGS\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}SHIRO'S BUTT IS IN A REAL JAM\N{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.37,0:23:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Raaaaaawr!