[2013-06-02] [09:26] I have a giant one :3 [2013-06-02] [12:46] Thats the plan, heufy. i have many openings here. [2013-06-02] [02:02] I thought he had more [2013-06-02] [14:04] don't touch caitiri she's a dirty dirty girl [2013-06-03] [12:54] "white guys have really pink nipples" [2013-06-03] [12:54] if you use both your hands, it'll take half the time [2013-06-04] [09:22] Kroze is the only one who can have a nibble. [2013-06-04] [19:22] Just hold it in your hands or something [2013-06-04] [09:14] Pika thrust hers upon you? [2013-06-05] [13:31] people usually don't break and bind boobs [2013-06-05] [15:42] Pikas elephantine man-hammer aside. [2013-06-05] [20:24] * sektor88 beds Heufneutje [2013-06-05] [20:25] That came out exactly as I wanted it to [2013-06-06] [14:23] Well I must go wash some things that are dirty [2013-06-07] [06:03] Forgot to import pickle xD [2013-06-07] [11:20] It can always get bigger [2013-06-10] [04:22] what is with that boy and getting me excited... [2013-06-10] [11:38] You can go in the other one BUT NOT ALL THE WAY [2013-06-11] [08:26] let's all get in bed together [2013-06-11] [09:12] GOTTA GET IT OUT FOR CHRISTMAS [2013-06-11] [12:04] You sucked PIka's nuggets [2013-06-11] [12:06] * T-M|Work is not in there [2013-06-11] [16:02] I'm not sure I can damage such a fine specimen of manhood [2013-06-11] [18:21] for your eraser sandwich [2013-06-11] [20:55] Heufy: I think you need better hands [2013-06-12] [04:08] It works best when it's just the coat and nothing else :3 [2013-06-12] [07:41] Aerocmdr give me the keys to your pants. [2013-06-12] [08:23] make a drawing of wood [2013-06-12] [15:39] KROZE HAS BEEN INSIDE ME!!!!!! [2013-06-12] [17:06] quantum tentacles [2013-06-13] [07:15] You were in the hangout when I had it out, Hubbe, I'm sure [2013-06-14] [11:32] shrek does a frog [2013-06-14] [14:06] I'll keep them in my pants, thanks [2013-06-14] [18:37] Professor McGonagall's lips were twitching harder now. [2013-06-15] [00:01] i didn't even realise until now it's that small [2013-06-15] [14:27] It can get hard sometimes [2013-06-15] [15:46] * MasterCheese pictures Heufy petting a number of cats, then awkwardly petting himself [2013-06-15] [15:56] GOING BACK IN [2013-06-16] [08:19] I should try sleep again before it gets loud again [2013-06-16] [11:51] Screwing is going to be a lot easier from now on [2013-06-17] [08:36] think it didn't like the way I was bending over the tub earlier [2013-06-17] [08:45] I like to be able to play with it [2013-06-17] [13:27] I'm sure we have inter-continental ballistic ambulances [2013-06-18] [16:35] to get inside easier? [2013-06-18] [23:55] too late! its already inside me [2013-06-21] [22:43] Suddenly the tits are big [2013-06-22] [17:13] * Spluu pokes Heufneutje with a sausage [2013-06-26] [09:15] It's hard though .3. [2013-06-26] [11:33] wurst morning [2013-06-27] [07:55] Pls no teenagers in the butt kthx [2013-06-29] [23:12] I like sleeping with you guys [2013-06-30] [01:10] I'd end up on top of you in the most uncomfortable way [2013-06-30] [02:32] Dicey should come with you [2013-07-01] [13:31] since... they would be fucked every so often [2013-07-01] [16:07] the next boss is the gaping Dragon [2013-07-01] [18:32] sliding it up and down is weird to look at [2013-07-02] [17:13] * PlantDuckie cuddles mow's sack of shame [2013-07-03] [19:02] There is a lot more...sticky stuff than I expected in there [2013-07-04] [10:43] They cost butt-tons in every country [2013-07-08] [09:50] Yayyyyy unreasonably hot bedroom time incoming! [2013-07-09] [13:06] You need more esophageal control [2013-07-11] [19:32] it's not even that tight a fit either [2013-07-12] [13:34] iTouchDics for free [2013-07-12] [13:34] iTouchPremiumDics [2013-07-12] [14:50] he wiggles around more and more the closer you get to him [2013-07-13] [17:05] SHUT UP AND FUCKING TAKE ITTTTTTAT [2013-07-13] [20:19] It's basically a small hydra [2013-07-13] [22:47] But yeah, let the power of the wooden cock guide you through the difficult times. [2013-07-14] [13:00] CRAP I FORGOT DRUGS [2013-07-15] [17:35] Economy is going up the butt [2013-07-16] [16:38] I do bonus damage to non-whites, but I gain disposition half as quickly [2013-07-18] [20:34] HubbeKing, fingering isn't too hard to get back [2013-07-22] [14:06] I think because it's short and is largely comprised of dip, it scores too well [2013-07-22] [14:16] DocG, I'm not a huge dangly girl but either way [2013-07-24] [00:49] lickss the nip topped spluuga [2013-07-26] [13:38] Was it a very particular taste? Or just sort of a generic meat flavour? [2013-07-31] [21:24] * Tyranic-Moron enters Hubbe [2013-08-01] [19:25] while screaming "put it in me!" [2013-08-02] [20:39] mowinckel: That thing on your thing i sshowing again. [2013-08-03] [17:53] I finally conquered Pika's hands. [2013-08-04] [03:37] aw it flopped again [2013-08-04] [12:26] Ok, last night was amazing. This morning? [...] My everything hurts [2013-08-05] [13:09] "Put your genitals on that mountain and rub a bit" [2013-08-05] [13:49] MY RIMJOBS [2013-08-05] [14:18] Well if you already have a good position, why apply elsewhere [2013-08-08] [05:56] < Dezren> I can't handle 13 inches [2013-08-09] [04:08] * LuckieDuckie is fine with latex [2013-08-09] [21:08] Cheer up mowinckel! The thing on your thing is looking good today! [2013-08-09] [22:34] if you use me you'll win proven strategy [2013-08-10] [14:29] Got to meet my girlfriend's mom and we just had the best sex ever [2013-08-10] [21:41] also I have so much meat [2013-08-11] [01:26] I opened the bottom and stole the cereal though [2013-08-12] [10:20] John carmack just took you to be very, very hard, but not that hard. [2013-08-12] [12:03] And the thought now occurs again that it's not very often that you find a use for bras [2013-08-14] [05:38] treat mow like a woman [2013-08-15] [16:22] I WILL...IF YOU ARE A TEN YEAR OLD BOY [2013-08-15] [22:30] We -are- talking about gaining experience and aquiring new moves. [2013-08-16] [21:36] the dull wet thuds? [2013-08-19] [06:14] so I'd say your parts look decent [2013-08-19] [19:12] nyeeh there's weird blue tape all over it [2013-08-26] [15:09] And it gets her excited in the booty. [2013-08-27] [05:11] my hands are sticky [2013-08-27] [19:04] I'm never sure whether to put it in or not :Z [2013-08-28] [09:35] Blowing in all the holes? [2013-08-31] [20:29] Do like I do right now and use your hands. [2013-09-03] [06:26] now we have yellow people too [2013-09-03] [07:21] * Mowinckel gets off [2013-09-03] [07:25] he's supposed to do it not say it [2013-09-03] [09:38] HELP! RACCOONS TOOK MY PENIS! [2013-09-03] [10:53] you know you love it when they tie you down a beat you [2013-09-03] [13:56] my man-oil is too fancy to be used on waffles [2013-09-04] [21:28] it's hard to find proper nuggets [2013-09-05] [20:12] I'M COVERED IN HEUFY [2013-09-06] [17:29] My fucking hands are too big [2013-09-07] [06:51] Bonus! I have wood now! [2013-09-07] [18:01] But I already TOOK a crap [2013-09-08] [07:52] ...you just ATE heufy [2013-09-08] [17:27] Well fuck you I have a fridge [2013-09-08] [21:05] if it fits he sits [2013-09-11] [11:56] after that they have all SORTS of uses [2013-09-11] [13:41] I WANA RIDE IT [2013-09-11] [16:45] I am now stuck looking at pictures of meat [2013-09-12] [21:03] DoctorGyarados: it's..... quite small [2013-09-13] [11:30] T-M: Huh, that's way cheaper than I thought it would be, neat! :D [2013-09-13] [21:12] I was with you until gay ladies [2013-09-14] [05:12] Manmeat is just the best. [2013-09-14] [19:08] but it really tears your throat up after a while [2013-09-14] [19:10] oh I've got PLENTY of leather [2013-09-16] [07:39] * MasterCheese sucks on the lollipop [2013-09-16] [18:44] Xela liked the dick better [2013-09-17] [05:37] Tbh, it's the sauce more than the balls themselves [2013-09-19] [17:14] I get more inspired to draw when I see others do it [2013-09-21] [19:56] Quarternote, anything you want to put in will be fine, its not my thing, I am just trying to spread the word [2013-09-23] [11:41] it's shorter than I thought it was [2013-09-24] [13:04] cntrational: YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED [2013-09-24] [17:39] it is nowhere because he never actually got done, he just sits in the corner of my room wearing nothing but a vest and my top hat [2013-09-24] [21:00] Heufy: It's true! I want the D [2013-09-30] [06:49] Less squishy doesn't necessitate less cuddly [2013-09-30] [08:50] Ah, we did it last night Mara [2013-09-30] [09:21] * KidSpanner pinches Doc's true lobe [2013-09-30] [11:56] If it's mouth-sized, it looks like candy [2013-10-01] [08:10] * Chton kisses the back of SilentArc's left knee [2013-10-01] [08:52] Good thing I'll have it in my mouth in a while [2013-10-01] [19:27] maybe if I go slow it won't explode [2013-10-02] [10:00] TM is eating Mow for breakfast :o [2013-10-02] [10:08] I've got balls of bacon [2013-10-02] [10:24] Well crap. Now I've got Heufy-goo all over my pants. [2013-10-07] [14:04] *THe goat stares at DoctorGyarados with Mowinckel's beard* [2013-10-11] [19:27] * BillTCat eats the curtains off of wrenchboy's slippery bamboon [2013-10-14] [15:33] that'd need a lot of tube fiddling as well [2013-10-15] [14:48] The entry level for pants are pretty low. [2013-10-20] [19:02] But I was quite attached to My Tits [2013-10-21] [13:32] I dig enourmous holes [2013-10-22] [13:05] Cheese, stick your dick in a mango. [2013-10-29] [11:04] You just get more comfortable having people touch you [2013-11-07] [06:32] it's on my fingers too! that doesn't help [2013-11-07] [15:20] WHERE IS METH IN THAT [2013-11-13] [14:40] I got this. I've dealt with a few dicks in my time [2013-11-21] [11:45] I have 200,000 dongs on my dresser [2013-11-21] [11:47] * MasterCheese touches Trahsi's dongs [2013-11-22] [13:45] mine's blue and rectangular [2013-11-25] [15:20] And he totally creamed Ashton (1913) [2013-11-27] [23:53] Ponies are too cute to fuck [2013-11-29] [10:08] Why is there a person in your butt [2013-11-29] [11:58] * Didero cocks his head [2013-11-29] [14:36] I handle between 600 and 700 people's packages daily, more than anyone else I work with. [2013-11-29] [18:33] it stuck a tounge up people's buts [2013-11-30] [00:16] AS A GIRL I WANT TO BE LIKE THE HEROS IN THE BOOKS [2013-12-02] [12:36] It no longer cares about my colon? [2013-12-03] [07:27] * Frienderman wishes you all a very good night, full of one boob wonders, lemming kroze's and radioactive dubstep balls. [2013-12-03] [09:42] Work just needs to be lover [2013-12-03] [10:20] This sausage is tiny [2013-12-04] [08:06] Kainin my dear could you come here for a minute, I have something for you. You may enjoy it. [2013-12-04] [08:17] Aaaand now I'm dirty too [2013-12-04] [08:21] good thing I put on something white before I did this. [2013-12-04] [15:02] Chuzzle: But you're huuuuge! [2013-12-05] [13:22] * XelularFone is unsure of how he feels about vibrating. [2013-12-05] [13:57] Let's try not to spill it all over myself today >.> [2013-12-05] [14:52] I'm not really into super hard stuff [2013-12-05] [14:53] Tm it is not nearly as hard as people say [2013-12-05] [18:24] I exploded [2013-12-05] [19:09] racify your dick [2013-12-06] [08:51] And make sure it goes in your face, and not all over you [2013-12-06] [09:16] Except this thing is really sticky [2013-12-06] [09:24] just takes off his shirt and puts it in the wardrobe because it's just going to get worse from here [2013-12-06] [10:23] * Heufy|Twerk turns and blows an evil alien [2013-12-06] [17:45] i'm planning for 130cm diameter, but even 100cm would work. I currently got to 45cm. [2013-12-08] [17:55] Poop is vital [2013-12-08] [19:18] A lot of full white on black then? [2013-12-09] [22:44] a normal dildo in the butt and a 4 cm sounding rod in the urethra [2013-12-10] [09:15] How many licks DOES IT TAKE [2013-12-10] [09:18] I do it a lot [2013-12-10] [09:18] Louis makes a hot demon chick thing [2013-12-10] [09:22] err.. Artemis, only if it's cream [2013-12-10] [09:23] oh no, both at once is something no one wants to see [2013-12-10] [09:24] Bill would eat it. [2013-12-10] [09:33] Oh I think you know why [2013-12-10] [15:24] Was afraid you were spying on my universe [2013-12-11] [10:13] Floof Hitler had some good ideas [2013-12-11] [11:11] Maybe you floofed her too hard [2013-12-11] [11:11] oh god i'm the dildo [2013-12-11] [11:11] but can you talk to the dildoes? [2013-12-11] [11:11] do you speak dildo now? [2013-12-11] [12:38] why am i always the dildo? [2013-12-11] [13:38] we hit it at the exact same time [2013-12-11] [14:00] it is quite long :3 [2013-12-12] [08:11] You got my clothes dirty! [2013-12-12] [08:33] I haven't been touched there in forever [2013-12-12] [12:10] I'm a penis again [2013-12-13] [11:57] desperate times call for desperate outdoor sex? [2013-12-13] [16:26] Oh you don't even know about my interactions [2013-12-14] [13:08] or we're all stuck in without knowing it? [2013-12-15] [00:52] Please tell me that came across on camera. [2013-12-17] [09:33] i dragged you out with my mouth [2013-12-17] [11:55] I'm not killing her, I'm training her [2013-12-17] [16:34] Last I checked, it was warm and humid [2013-12-18] [08:26] GOOD LUCK UNDOING THAT, BUDDY. ITS JUST A TUBE OF ELASTIC. [2013-12-18] [08:33] Oh baby, put your exterior plumbing in me. [2013-12-18] [10:17] It needs something harder :P I think [2013-12-18] [12:07] * dinokittehfrog rubs all over heufy to get the goo off [2013-12-18] [22:56] ...no, wait there's shit in there. You're all set [2013-12-19] [21:39] When I get excited I get really loud >.> [2013-12-20] [08:07] HubbeKing...this is going to get messy....lol [2013-12-20] [20:10] It basically just feels like getting a piece of dirt in there [2013-12-22] [18:37] Consider my erection. [2013-12-22] [22:58] forget about my tiny penis [2013-12-22] [23:01] * KidSpanner shoves MCCheese into Doc [2013-12-22] [23:03] * QuarterNote fills DoctorGyarados with a bigger blacker gyrados [2013-12-23] [09:10] * Garfield|Work rubs Noy2222[laptop]'s everything [2013-12-23] [16:23] Xel: Oooh, that sounds fun! Come on over! [2013-12-23] [16:26] Well, let's find a hotel room [2013-12-28] [22:20] I'M CRAVING SO HARD GIVE IT TO ME [2013-12-30] [13:26] Now you're all gooey [2014-01-01] [19:12] Our penises synced [2014-01-01] [22:37] I came and made an ass of myaelf on chat! [2014-01-02] [14:50] I'm waiting to the end when they're cheapest Dix [2014-01-03] [16:06] But I can't connect it to penises [2014-01-03] [16:08] what is even the point of having a penis if I can't use it as an MP3 player [2014-01-03] [22:09] You can both sleep with me [2014-01-05] [16:01] I hate it when people get rough with my package [2014-01-06] [11:54] search in the butt [2014-01-06] [11:56] I'm going to stroke it, Your arms are broken [2014-01-06] [19:32] moar Ds = moar bettar [2014-01-07] [07:49] The penis population is already overwhelming, from what I hear [2014-01-07] [07:51] THE DICKS CONTROL THE TUBES [2014-01-08] [04:47] Oh man can we make a rube goldberg cum device? [2014-01-08] [05:05] I looked for my clit for a long time [2014-01-08] [09:20] I took like 3 hours trying to swollow my last one [2014-01-08] [16:35] it depends into what you push them [2014-01-09] [15:09] Looks like it , he has like 4 fingers going [2014-01-10] [08:58] Heufy: A RAGING ERECTION PERHAPS? [2014-01-10] [09:02] Didero: Or because you throw up when you rub up to something you like? [2014-01-10] [21:27] I'm a lady in a sexy dress [2014-01-10] [21:57] * MasterCheese is petted and honked [2014-01-12] [19:03] Acid is fun for what it is [2014-01-13] [01:42] I might fit, but it would be tight [2014-01-13] [07:35] she looks at dongs on XBL all day [2014-01-13] [09:15] It's all just wiggling sticks [2014-01-14] [12:58] help it keeps coming out [2014-01-15] [14:23] are they cute penises? [2014-01-17] [14:41] THAT'S NO FISH-WIFE; THAT'S MY BUTT-WOMAN [2014-01-17] [15:22] Why would I trust that same thing in my mouth [2014-01-18] [07:02] So ninjas are just specialized Grizzly Bears? [2014-01-19] [18:13] there is ALWAYS a reason to slash [2014-01-20] [08:34] BILL CLINTON NAKED ON A BEARSKIN RUG PLAYING A SAXOPHONE!? [2014-01-20] [14:54] HeufyDroid: i hear you have large meatballs [2014-01-22] [15:15] It requires more flesh [2014-01-22] [17:07] if it's slow, it will be good [2014-01-22] [18:29] I think I'd personally prefer the whip [2014-01-24] [12:36] he pretty much always gets it out [2014-01-25] [03:48] let's check out this guy's junk [2014-01-28] [15:15] She has huge culture hole [2014-01-29] [17:50] very much wish I didn't just stick them whereever [2014-02-02] [16:49] yea, Mowinckel is loud [2014-02-03] [17:29] we are just linkslutting this bitch around [2014-02-05] [08:30] * AeroCmdr falls out of Alex_LRR [2014-02-05] [13:38] Oooh, Problem is this feels pretty large, not huge, but "If I could angle my fingers in that way, I could pick it out." [2014-02-07] [12:46] Nobody cares if it will be filled with butts [2014-02-09] [21:51] good thing I was mostly impenetrable [2014-02-11] [09:44] God damn, 4.3 inches are perfect after 3. [2014-02-11] [14:11] We need to go deeper [2014-02-11] [15:20] It was pretty big [2014-02-15] [12:26] Yeah. I want to do it all the time now. [2014-02-17] [08:28] I think I'm gonna feel the bruises on my butt for a while -_- [2014-02-17] [10:48] oooh, sticky [2014-02-18] [16:31] ... I'm not sure I want to be involved in this, if I get too much butt I go... well, my brain stops working. [2014-02-18] [18:19] DOES FORGETTING IT'S IN HAPPEN TO YOU OFTEN [2014-02-20] [20:17] Possibly by placing an object in a strategic location [2014-02-21] [15:38] You can't just put random liquids in your vagina and expect everything to be fine. [2014-02-21] [16:55] It feels so nice in your hands [2014-02-24] [19:48] Noy, is it not hard like mine? [2014-02-26] [05:14] my reply: You been staring at my bf's photos???? [2014-02-27] [12:54] Sometimes I dip into Orc [2014-02-28] [08:45] but I usually have my manservant do it for me [2014-03-02] [14:28] THEN WHY DO I HAVE THIS ERECTION [2014-03-03] [10:37] MY HILL IS SMALLER THAN YOURS [2014-03-03] [12:22] my tiny penis cannot satisfy all persons at once [2014-03-03] [12:23] well as gripping as your cock is doc [2014-03-03] [21:49] * Chuzzle waits for the well-oiled manservants [2014-03-04] [16:57] Your former boobs you say [2014-03-04] [17:42] [...] Why not 5000 pictures of penises [2014-03-04] [17:45] Why not 69 [2014-03-04] [22:20] making the penises kiss is how you make babies [2014-03-05] [06:37] I don't think I fit a Samantha. [2014-03-05] [15:56] Heufy: Balls are usually quite warm [2014-03-07] [06:21] So, I'm growing a penis? [2014-03-07] [16:22] LET'S BE ICKY TOGETHER [2014-03-07] [17:08] You know what, MasterCheese? I'd argue against that. Except it's hard to talk with all these dicks in my mouth [2014-03-09] [10:50] you've neglected your mighty dong too long [2014-03-10] [17:40] dix, you see what I am doing to my dad right now... [2014-03-12] [12:56] ooooh, please do share it if you ever get it to a shareable size [2014-03-13] [05:59] YOU WILL PISS NOW! [2014-03-13] [13:28] o.o Apparently it is too small [2014-03-13] [17:05] Dicks by Design [2014-03-13] [21:43] all dongs all the time [2014-03-14] [17:05] Dude you're supposed to stuff it up the butt [2014-03-14] [17:47] I'd eat myself so no one else could eat me [2014-03-14] [17:47] WE HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED EACH OTHER'S BUTTS WITH OUR BUTTS [2014-03-15] [19:37] massage my penis [2014-03-17] [07:46] I don't preform well under pressure [2014-03-17] [12:19] So ordinary guys like me can join to watch, but not touch? [2014-03-19] [05:59] I come back to tentacles. [2014-03-20] [16:07] Oh you can still do it early cool [2014-03-21] [14:15] Then again, triple-Heufy-foursome... [2014-03-24] [11:02] Place it in your mouth, is it hot enough for your personal tasteS? Then it's fine [2014-03-25] [15:34] Heufy: mostly sucking hundreds of penises simultaneously [2014-03-25] [19:21] I still haven't figured out what to do about DOCTORGAYBABIES [2014-03-26] [14:22] * HubbeKing hides the porn INSIDE Docket [2014-03-26] [14:24] I don't let just anyone inside me [2014-03-29] [18:59] my jabs at your manhood have been very well received [2014-03-29] [19:00] We were all shooting eachothers guns out at the range today [2014-03-31] [11:47] I was winking at DoctorGyarados and it turned into wanking [2014-04-02] [05:07] * LuckieDuckie plays with people's bodies [2014-04-03] [15:33] It does look very small. [2014-04-03] [17:37] It started getting hard as I got into the mines [2014-04-06] [11:29] And the taller you are, the larger the range [2014-04-07] [10:25] soo tiiinnyyyyy [2014-04-07] [11:09] the orgies definitely apply to the fortress though [2014-04-07] [11:15] DG's tiny penis brings joy to many [2014-04-07] [21:56] BusTed: I think I'd prefer that position. Get some experience first [2014-04-08] [17:17] Oooh, can you show us your hammer? [2014-04-08] [18:43] ULTIMATE PENIS [2014-04-09] [09:06] Played it a bit while waiting for the bus [2014-04-09] [13:04] I'd like to see his skill tree [2014-04-09] [17:02] I don't think I'd fit in Heufy [2014-04-10] [14:21] You have a gifted mouth.. Or gifted fingers [2014-04-11] [12:51] She hasn't even eaten anyone [2014-04-11] [17:20] everyone likes shaky hands on their sensitive stick [2014-04-11] [22:33] This thingnis too big [2014-04-11] [22:38] 8" is so much easier to hold [2014-04-12] [22:01] Never said you had to touch it. [2014-04-14] [08:50] That... might even be shorter [2014-04-14] [09:02] * KidSpanner gets to work on Heufy [2014-04-15] [20:37] I'm a massive tiny thing [2014-04-16] [03:10] spoon me irl bro [2014-04-16] [18:25] One of your friends was on my head [...] Just wanted him off [2014-04-17] [04:24] fuck you black [2014-04-17] [11:31] we can suck him in? [2014-04-18] [20:14] It's not that bad, just girl in panties [2014-04-19] [02:36] thoughts on size? [2014-04-20] [20:45] My nails look like zebras [2014-04-21] [14:08] well that and the Ceaseless discharge when he glitched [2014-04-21] [19:48] ekimekim: I'm more impressed we infected a space-ship with malaria [2014-04-22] [07:37] I might actually come tomorrow [2014-04-25] [12:24] I am America's Dong [2014-04-28] [09:53] Stop making it hard [2014-04-28] [09:54] It's really not that hard [2014-04-28] [10:00] consider your hydra thoroughly handled [2014-04-28] [10:27] I have a very physical job [2014-04-28] [11:18] Either that or I burried my face in multiple of you [2014-04-28] [11:28] * Spluu|work is vibrating from excitement [2014-04-28] [13:06] and... its a special load XD [2014-04-29] [12:35] HubbeKing: I see no reason why we would want you to be more dressed [2014-04-29] [14:26] I strip like right at the start [2014-04-30] [10:35] Why is my hentai sticky? [2014-04-30] [19:54] And it's just Dezren shouting into everyone's asses [2014-05-01] [12:43] I have GREAT curves [2014-05-01] [17:52] * Caitiri_2 is sticky now [2014-05-01] [23:04] it just splorted on my pants instead of my hand [2014-05-02] [06:10] I WORK WITH WHAT I HAVE! [2014-05-02] [17:08] It's going to be hard [2014-05-02] [21:11] there's no vulva! [2014-05-03] [19:52] I saw the butt worm [2014-05-05] [06:56] I wasn't expecting to stay so large [2014-05-05] [11:06] You underestimate the size of my breakfast [2014-05-05] [13:02] hang on I need to find you a toy [2014-05-06] [09:59] I always carry extra cream for just such an occasion [2014-05-06] [14:57] I wanna lick it [2014-05-07] [21:28] How do you manage with that shitty little applicator [2014-05-08] [16:00] they're too big to put all in your mouth at once [2014-05-09] [00:10] Such thrust, much space [2014-05-09] [06:01] 3 inches is huge just trust me [2014-05-09] [06:15] I ate a donut a stranger gave me on the street [2014-05-09] [09:06] now my brain can only think about sensory deprivation tank sex.. [2014-05-09] [09:08] But that's one of the reasons you want more than one, so you can clean it [2014-05-09] [11:07] Heufy, I'm sort of using both my hands for spluuga right now, sorry :P [2014-05-09] [15:35] Why is there a train in my hair [2014-05-09] [17:49] Also what's this about garlic butter and Docket fapping? [2014-05-11] [12:36] lick me with your feet [2014-05-11] [13:43] How do you sex if your dick is a sword though [2014-05-11] [19:26] I didn't like Poland's dong. [2014-05-12] [14:34] Aww, it IS tiny! [2014-05-13] [08:45] Didero: I'll push it in a sec [2014-05-13] [10:52] I'd probably go for the beef [2014-05-13] [11:19] We don't do it in the oven, that's Spluuga's thing [2014-05-13] [19:41] Hubbe did you ever get your hole fixed? [2014-05-14] [14:54] oh thats super small [2014-05-14] [15:16] I find that value is inversely proportional to size [2014-05-14] [15:35] I'm not sure if I should risk my throat [2014-05-15] [17:01] maybe Itazu can come and yell at my butter [2014-05-16] [23:22] This one is a chicken next to my butt [2014-05-20] [07:30] I like things to get harder as I go [2014-05-21] [10:42] also probably a good idea to .strip() [2014-05-21] [10:57] Stop giving me unicorns [2014-05-21] [17:33] Heya Mow ^_^ hope you like salt [2014-05-21] [19:13] I actually haeb a hueg one [2014-05-21] [21:15] Holy crap I almost died choking on a banana [2014-05-22] [08:25] If I touched it Mara. Which I don't. [2014-05-23] [12:09] LambMower: We got Cheese and Chuzzle in and went for 4 hours, it was great :D [2014-05-23] [18:59] why can't it just stay that small for ever [2014-05-23] [18:59] Speaking about vaginal infections, I should probably make some dinner soon [2014-05-23] [19:53] * Pruncible pulls Xela back out [2014-05-24] [09:36] that happened today and I felt kind of dirty [2014-05-27] [19:23] It's just what I do when people talk of things I don't want in my mouth [2014-05-27] [20:13] let's see how long you last [2014-05-29] [04:37] I then slathered hand sanitizer on my ass [2014-05-29] [23:12] just spank it, man. [2014-05-30] [19:34] He'd giggle too much to actually get anything into my mouth [2014-05-31] [22:39] I wanna wipe you [2014-06-01] [07:05] That's... going to be sort of huge. [2014-06-01] [07:30] I will, however, handle your package [2014-06-01] [21:09] move as fast as you can and don't stop. TONS of fun with multiple people [2014-06-02] [06:39] I'm being mounted? [2014-06-02] [19:18] Not very, I'm not worried too much about the length, it's how thick it is [2014-06-02] [20:50] So yes, everyone take their clothes off! [2014-06-03] [10:32] You must have done some monstrous things to your penis. [2014-06-03] [10:36] ...you learn many things like cleaning and importance of proper lubing to avoid any jamming, missfeds or damage to your weapon [2014-06-03] [13:22] Hey, I have another thing on my screen now! [2014-06-04] [05:54] I WANT THIS INSIDE ME! [2014-06-04] [11:59] ugh now me want creamed ice [2014-06-04] [17:32] This thing is lighter and smaller in my hands [2014-06-08] [03:27] well, I rubbed my pink over Gyaradroid before so [2014-06-08] [03:28] EldraziOutlaw, be greatful I dont even have one [2014-06-10] [00:32] a queen will swallow me [2014-06-12] [21:29] Go inside it like you do with everyone else [2014-06-13] [07:12] I will admit, when I punched him in the back of the head and sent him off a cliff, I giggled. [2014-06-13] [12:20] XelularFone: Probably need to escape the dollar [2014-06-13] [12:20] ...wow, that came out deeper than I intended [2014-06-13] [21:34] so this might take some delving into female sex organs [2014-06-16] [13:07] please don't explode me right now [2014-06-17] [08:57] Because I remember you watching and being like "This shit is tight" [2014-06-17] [10:06] We also like to blow our own trumpets and long walks on the beach. [2014-06-18] [13:51] nothing thinks better than two men stroking eachothers beards [2014-06-18] [13:57] more butts variations always welcome [2014-06-18] [16:29] I knew it was big, but didn't know it was the biggest [2014-06-19] [12:40] i'd go for gentle drilling before heat [2014-06-19] [15:08] (already have it "Watch Later"-ed) [2014-06-20] [06:09] helps Lemur finish his gallon [2014-06-20] [10:26] Mara: Did you manage to figure out the swallowing? [2014-06-20] [10:29] How does she swallow the first one but the second one is fine [2014-06-24] [17:12] Docket nuuu I don't want your wang [2014-06-27] [18:55] Sniffed her packets, nothing weird in there [2014-06-30] [13:26] Excuse me for mishandling your meat [2014-06-30] [13:29] although if you want to wake me up in more pleasant ways... I'll be okay with that [2014-07-02] [10:58] missile launcher in the blowhole, TM [2014-07-02] [13:09] Chuzzle: Just prominent external features I'm proud of [2014-07-02] [15:20] mine is so much smaller than all of yours [2014-07-03] [17:30] Or is it AssFuck [2014-07-03] [17:32] That's like E, but less [2014-07-03] [18:42] I WOULD SUCK SO MANY DICKS FOR THAT [2014-07-04] [18:23] still in my mouth, for reference [2014-07-05] [09:22] Doc, I look forward to touchings in strange and unknown places. [2014-07-05] [10:54] It's kinda weird to keep being surprised by my own tongue [2014-07-06] [14:58] Docket lost his 69 I think [2014-07-07] [15:31] NOW MY GENITALS ARE EXPOSED, DELICIOUS, AND STICKY [2014-07-07] [18:16] go watch it then read some stuff then kill people or yourself or something [2014-07-07] [18:32] i can work with large [2014-07-08] [10:55] Well, no, not you, the double courtroom in Doc's pants. [2014-07-08] [16:31] * Xel|Work slaps Dr. G with his happiness [2014-07-08] [18:25] Now I'm all stickyyyy :< [2014-07-10] [11:25] tiny robotic strawberries are rad [2014-07-12] [17:39] it's quite messy there [2014-07-12] [17:56] oh huh the sword is soft [2014-07-13] [08:53] There is no ejaculate in the game [2014-07-13] [09:03] ...sad fact: I'd eat a dump cake. [2014-07-16] [12:27] I mean, it's nothing huge. But it's something at least. [2014-07-22] [07:58] Duck and suck [2014-07-22] [15:58] that was longer than I thought [2014-07-24] [23:33] I'm less and less enjoying this the more I eat Cuttle XD [2014-07-25] [11:27] Do you want me to lick you Docket? [2014-07-25] [13:46] I almost went down that hole [2014-07-25] [18:05] The larger the volume of penises you have, the more manly you are. [2014-07-25] [22:07] I enjoy letting my fingers do random crap while my mind is running other places. [2014-07-25] [22:47] learn to control the gyrations of your pelvis instead of wild flailing [2014-07-30] [16:21] Also Im running low on Apple jews :( [2014-07-31] [13:20] Can I ride you too? :O [2014-07-31] [13:20] Can I ride you [2014-07-31] [19:50] I'm not getting very lucky with my egg [2014-08-01] [18:32] * HubbeKing inserts it into DoctorGyarados instead [2014-08-03] [16:23] you need cock for that [2014-08-05] [10:44] I like tasting things [2014-08-05] [13:10] Well, I might have just spent all my money on accidentally sleeping with a prostitute [2014-08-05] [13:19] It's not the penis on the outside that counts, but the penis on the inside. [2014-08-06] [09:55] Itazu: I can imagine, dongs are pretty neat ^_^ [2014-08-06] [09:57] Still bummed out I've only got the one [2014-08-06] [10:21] yeah I like keeping my fingers busy too [2014-08-06] [13:02] type with one hand for a bit [2014-08-07] [09:20] ... I really am the worst straight guy :P [2014-08-07] [11:13] boy, I invented a species of magical blue space women [2014-08-07] [11:15] it's called "you can look, but don't touch" [2014-08-08] [09:32] Potatoes are solid until not [2014-08-08] [10:00] I'm not in your weird custard penis club [2014-08-09] [19:51] So have the threesomes started yet [2014-08-11] [08:34] Mine's like 50cm I think [2014-08-11] [08:41] I am actually quite small [2014-08-14] [16:25] docg, turn it on hard then easy? [2014-08-15] [09:37] to late, he took your back door and nailed it to the wall [2014-08-15] [10:49] unless F-man can somehow bypass all that with his 'backdoor magic' [2014-08-16] [15:44] Good, I like that fear in my playthings [2014-08-16] [15:45] (I WILL SHOW YOU KINKY!!!) [2014-08-16] [15:47] thankfully there aren't many Kroze quotes [2014-08-17] [16:05] Heufy is inside me [2014-08-20] [01:10] well, I think its more that she does me [2014-08-20] [19:31] It was my understanding the vagina was below the breasts a ways [2014-08-21] [01:16] EA: Tongues close up fast as fuck at first [2014-08-22] [00:08] But literally it's "Can I put my junk in your trunk?" [2014-08-22] [07:46] but the problem is I would have to be the one who comes in first and pulls Dix into it [2014-08-23] [09:05] I would like to argue that knowing that I know some things about penises is not basic penis knowledge. [2014-08-23] [18:23] it's also violently ejecting purple [2014-08-27] [13:18] It's a good thing all of my French girls are flatchested and have penises [2014-08-27] [23:52] I can feel the e [2014-08-28] [15:12] it doesn't get much larger =\ [2014-08-29] [08:12] She doesn't swallow it anymore? [2014-09-01] [17:35] it was good while it lasted [2014-09-04] [14:34] ... Anal biochem? [2014-09-05] [05:17] My butt isn't that big so it's not really too tight [2014-09-06] [08:32] Also getting dirty and showering together [2014-09-07] [20:51] Can you show us a picture of the caterpillar and the carrot [2014-09-07] [20:53] it has three...uh...what do you call the orange part [2014-09-08] [12:09] * CaffeinatedLemur grinds his beans to make more magic juices [2014-09-09] [12:45] Bow above head, legs spread out about 1.5m apart, ass out, elbows out [2014-09-11] [02:00] I JUST WANT MY TONGUE ON YOUR BODY OK! [2014-09-11] [07:56] You need this inside you [2014-09-13] [03:11] Also doing Pika could be problematic in other ways [2014-09-13] [17:32] You got me sticky :< [2014-09-14] [20:07] * Heufneutje touches DoctorGyarados with Hubbe's stick [2014-09-15] [09:52] They're a bit sore, but they're still perfectly functional :P [2014-09-15] [14:24] still sore and stiff from yesterday [2014-09-16] [19:53] * Heufneutje snuggles Cait from the inside? [2014-09-16] [20:14] docg, I promise one day I will make it my duty to sit down and just spend the whole day playing iwth it [2014-09-18] [16:01] The boobs remember? [2014-09-19] [01:00] the first time, it was because I was the cheapest [2014-09-19] [21:18] Our pirate party wants to get rid of the legal gender [2014-09-21] [10:17] Guess I poked somewhere I shouldn't have^^ [2014-09-22] [07:49] I'm trusting you with this sausage [2014-09-22] [12:17] I've put it on stuff it has no business being on [2014-09-22] [14:04] Still kinda small though [2014-09-22] [20:33] Oh god that's warm. Why did I put that in my ear... [2014-09-22] [20:49] seems hard [2014-09-23] [11:19] I need more stiffness [2014-09-23] [16:04] Otherwise I just have radioactive metal balls right now [2014-09-23] [16:20] and just came in to a 5 hour old tell from Lamb saying oops he aint streaming today :P so guess I am filling his hole [2014-09-23] [22:11] I want that in my face [2014-09-25] [09:36] i'm hot, and, dangerous [2014-09-25] [15:34] The wider audience is my mouth [2014-09-26] [02:00] a huge penis does not mean something is a pony [2014-09-28] [13:44] I'm rubbing off on DoctorGyarados [2014-09-29] [13:15] HubbeKing: well you won't know that until you try to plug me in [2014-09-30] [08:59] Hubbeking I need Heufy back when you're done with him [2014-09-30] [11:32] Well, you can still do stuff, just only with one hand instead of two [2014-10-01] [07:33] Unlike butts. Which ALWAYS fit [2014-10-02] [08:16] For some reason I work better when I have something in my hands [2014-10-02] [08:27] I remember when Mara first came! [2014-10-02] [09:14] So there is butt in the scenario [2014-10-03] [19:18] It's time that you appologise for not currently playing with Brain's body part of choice, Xela [2014-10-03] [19:53] Pika: I've seen some labia [2014-10-04] [08:47] Morality doesn't weigh much [2014-10-06] [08:00] My brain is full of buttstuff [2014-10-07] [17:11] Oh jeez I need that in my face at night [2014-10-07] [20:45] I've inspected like all the dongs ever [2014-10-08] [16:29] and got full marks on my bit twiddling :3 [2014-10-09] [10:04] I know all my local friends do it [2014-10-09] [10:10] Do me next [2014-10-09] [12:53] I rode a random busser by accident [2014-10-10] [02:06] I only ate a single identifiable princess [2014-10-10] [02:14] you haven't even seen the tip [2014-10-11] [13:51] I need this in my mouth [2014-10-11] [20:57] please do me [2014-10-13] [12:51] Why are you touching my muffins [2014-10-13] [15:00] But I couldn't tell what was what and it was confusing and seemed to imply I had double the holes [2014-10-16] [08:24] But there's nothing wrong with meat in a tube shape [2014-10-16] [14:22] Ohgod it came out purple [2014-10-16] [18:27] 30 SEX [2014-10-18] [22:43] Dix and I were doing it for a while [2014-10-18] [22:43] It's ok Ray. We all do it sometime [2014-10-19] [16:54] my hardest, even [2014-10-19] [21:57] Love you too, man [2014-10-19] [22:17] is there someone out there who does not know how to use a dildo? [2014-10-20] [13:22] I wanna just sleep with all of you [2014-10-21] [11:05] * Heufneutje mounts reptile [2014-10-24] [17:53] Mowinckel: i demand meat! :P [2014-10-25] [08:53] no it's ok I'll get my own. Yours is probably sticky [2014-11-03] [14:35] Oh, no.. it's... the slimy-sucky thing [2014-11-03] [18:49] I'm going for the Meat Central [2014-11-06] [16:33] sometimes you just need the creamy goodness without the kick [2014-11-08] [21:16] you wanted me in your office after school for snuggles? [2014-11-09] [18:15] * Heufneutje inserts a slurry tube into Gyaradroid [2014-11-10] [17:12] Since just about everyone will taste it, spit it out and never walk close to you ever again [2014-11-14] [09:37] * Noy2222[Latoptop] is doing it [2014-11-15] [22:51] yep, nuts are great to snack on [2014-11-17] [07:27] me & tm are eating anyone who can spreadsheet? [2014-11-21] [11:15] We're good at filling holes [2014-11-21] [13:06] I drew the dick and took the photo [2014-11-21] [18:27] huh, wasn't as big as I thought it would be [2014-11-21] [18:28] I should have seen that coming... [2014-11-22] [08:31] well men are hard too sometimes [2014-11-25] [20:33] I'm trying to beat it before Pokemon comes out on Friday [2014-11-26] [05:59] That felt dirty and wrong [2014-11-27] [08:23] * KidSpanner shoves Mara into Heufy via the careful use of more tackling [2014-12-01] [14:08] Might try to make my room presentable enough that I can webcam and screw around with my Hydra [2014-12-02] [17:46] are you gonna lick that off? [2014-12-04] [23:10] It's long enough that I almost always have it up, and it's old enough that the bottom couple of inches are just... blegh [2014-12-05] [12:05] My Wolftits doesn't have blue hair anymore [2014-12-05] [16:13] We were talking about talking about vaginas that's what logs are for [2014-12-14] [22:01] Katy bleeplepasta [2014-12-15] [14:26] you should see my basement [2014-12-20] [23:53] why is going to bed so hard? [2014-12-23] [20:16] Which is also how to do the sex, I think [2014-12-27] [05:24] I mean, there are ways for things to go up but [2014-12-29] [18:20] i can't wait to dingle some grandpas [2014-12-31] [13:48] This one's kinda small [2015-01-06] [22:20] ...oh that sounded worse than I expected [2015-01-07] [18:40] I will take any excuse to take my clothes off and wear a cat tail [2015-01-15] [17:04] hubbe you can play with mine when you visit [2015-01-18] [16:57] just insert that right into me [2015-01-19] [21:02] I've got several holes with waggly things inside them. [2015-01-20] [13:22] I probably use my tongue but am unconscious of it [2015-01-20] [19:34] * KidSpanner hosts Doc's viper [2015-01-23] [12:11] little smaller than the last part of your thumb [2015-01-25] [06:24] Except it ends with them pulling each other's hair out [2015-02-01] [11:43] and finally gave my Warden his happy ending [2015-02-03] [17:52] Alright, we'll go the slow way then if you want :P [2015-02-06] [22:28] I am so full of meat [2015-02-08] [09:50] * r4v5 moans quietly in elcalen's corner [2015-02-08] [17:47] I look away for two seconds and suddenly wet pasta dongs [2015-02-09] [09:55] Chuzzle: It's weird and nobbly [2015-02-09] [11:02] friend in my mouth sooths my throat [2015-02-09] [11:18] I used twisted manhole to just grab them directly :3 [2015-02-09] [22:03] Ooh, it _is_ tiny! [2015-02-10] [17:02] the only thing that would be big would be her spear but it doesn't seem like I'll have the time for that [2015-02-12] [21:42] I guess there's no such thing as standard semen [2015-02-15] [11:46] It's not -super- rigid [2015-02-17] [19:54] Thanks for the yank [2015-02-20] [14:42] WE WON'T DO IT IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM [2015-02-24] [01:13] Just because Jame already took me doesn't mean you can't do someone else [2015-02-26] [06:39] It looks almost as big as mine :O [2015-02-26] [14:36] I come via rss feeds so I don't have to interact with the rest of the site [2015-02-27] [22:06] I keep mine inside me [2015-02-28] [03:22] Yeah, I thought my Sack was pretty good, but oh well [2015-02-28] [07:02] why is that so huge? [2015-03-01] [07:01] whenever you talk to a woman it's immediately assumed that you wish to solicit her for sex [2015-03-02] [16:42] RUBBING [2015-03-02] [17:13] oh well I'm just sitting here in just a bra cutting wood [2015-03-02] [17:38] 5.2 inches is kinda small to skype with :I [2015-03-02] [22:46] I wonder how we are figuring out who sleeps with whom [2015-03-03] [01:38] I have touched her [2015-03-05] [01:08] I'm a fan of killing soldiers [2015-03-05] [20:48] I prefer penises that don't impale things [2015-03-07] [02:47] I could get behind Donovan [2015-03-08] [13:34] * Heufneutje rides Gyaradroid [2015-03-09] [04:57] you realy shouldn't whip it out in the hangout [2015-03-09] [04:59] yeah, I saw that one coming :P [2015-03-11] [14:34] That was my first time, Xela, thanks for making it special<3 [2015-03-20] [10:33] never thought I'd miss driving stick so much [2015-03-20] [20:30] ah, damn... well time to replace the head I guess [2015-03-21] [11:45] I need that full on horizontal action [2015-03-22] [00:18] sorry shoving 5 guys into my face [2015-03-22] [11:38] * Heufneutje tacticool rolls into Hubbe's butt [2015-03-26] [21:16] I am inside Lamb [2015-03-26] [22:40] I should have made you do that while I was inside you. [2015-03-27] [04:51] it's so juicy [2015-03-27] [20:13] stick your everything in it [2015-03-30] [14:54] and then alternating your dick, my dick, occasionally balls [2015-04-01] [03:50] the game is kind of entertaining, until it gets impossibly hard to figure out what to rub on what [2015-04-03] [14:21] He needed escorts, I was in the area :P [2015-04-03] [20:25] ahhh docking feels soooo good in this game [2015-04-06] [09:56] I wanted something to hold and this thing is quite big [2015-04-06] [13:24] I-I didn't even know your penis was that big~ [2015-04-06] [19:31] or any cream, really... [2015-04-08] [01:02] What i am saying is "Can i touch your dick?" [2015-04-08] [15:12] I'm missing the D there [2015-04-08] [20:36] if in this universe the act of sucking saves the ten year old's life, I see no problem [2015-04-10] [19:10] Brain is actually just a pair of breasts in a tea cup [2015-04-12] [00:07] there is no amount that is too much to me, because that is just any [2015-04-13] [20:06] Now I'm gonna be wondering who it was that told me about the invading alien women fucking the military into submission [2015-04-15] [20:39] You can pull your dick out of the toilet bowl before you start crusin' for poon. [2015-04-16] [00:29] you get all up in her backvagina [2015-04-16] [08:11] Hands On Stick And Mouse? :P [2015-04-17] [11:01] Someone should eat you and check [2015-04-17] [11:01] After the fight my friends told me "If you look like a six-pack of Pringles, you're gonna get fought." [2015-04-18] [14:46] i can’t stand if a setup is not brought to a satisfying end [2015-04-19] [16:44] And I'd be solid [2015-04-20] [05:03] she wanted to do me as i was cause i'm awesome [2015-04-21] [18:22] mine is very large [2015-04-22] [16:18] And yet you let me touch your sunstone [2015-04-24] [17:41] Wolftits has the _worst_ physical dots [2015-04-26] [18:14] MasterCheese, did you finish The Quivering? [2015-04-27] [05:56] 3.5 inches is going to be so large [2015-04-27] [11:54] i murdered them [2015-04-27] [14:23] I ALREADY GAVE IT TO HEUFY [2015-05-03] [09:15] I didn't have to touch anything to make mine work [2015-05-05] [08:29] Mhm, the taste of bitter cocks in the morning. [2015-05-05] [18:49] oh are penises not supposed to have Norway attached? I should see a doctor [2015-05-06] [00:44] I don't judge based on size [2015-05-06] [18:50] white stuff is the protein [2015-05-06] [21:25] Are you being raised by two not at all gay men who like eating bugs? [2015-05-06] [22:40] yay incest! [2015-05-07] [11:51] slather one in it and katamari those fuckers [2015-05-08] [02:08] Still a very hung parliament. [2015-05-12] [15:49] DoctorGyarados could ride us both at the same time now [2015-05-14] [18:01] I fell into a hole and he peed on me :< [2015-05-15] [23:01] handling my worm I've nicknamed Ashley with the other [2015-05-17] [00:08] Nobody wants white stuff. [2015-05-18] [22:05] * LuckieDuckie waks very gently [2015-05-19] [16:39] I'm a dildo [2015-05-20] [09:04] Oh, right, I keep forgetting canibalism is illegal [2015-05-20] [22:17] My search history now contains "cgi dildos" "youtube doubler" and "fat rendering" in quick succession [2015-05-25] [15:37] It's just so giant [2015-05-27] [00:11] also oh my god this is way too much hair what am I doing [2015-05-28] [18:53] its really all about going in the hole, and out the hole, and in the hole and.... [2015-05-29] [18:39] I do occasionally if I'm using one hand [2015-05-30] [22:03] whelp now it's a threesome [2015-05-31] [15:17] * Heufneutje gives MasterCheese an accidental D [2015-05-31] [16:58] Heufneutje: holy butts that was huge [2015-05-31] [17:06] * MasterCheese helps Heufy raise his hammer [2015-05-31] [19:26] I get excited when touching sometimes~ [2015-06-01] [09:56] I put a D in mine [2015-06-02] [10:18] It's North, and it's huge [2015-06-02] [18:28] it was a friendly nibble I promise [2015-06-04] [02:17] nuuuuu sharp penisy corners [2015-06-04] [20:33] BrainStew those women just want to see you bend over :P [2015-06-05] [16:18] This dutch baby is delicious [2015-06-08] [14:38] ohgoodgod thats enormous! [2015-06-09] [06:19] Panting and s-s-sweating as you r-r-run through my corridors... [2015-06-18] [05:47] Things get big, fast [2015-06-19] [13:27] also I got a D. So fuck computers. D: [2015-06-24] [09:03] I would be a tiny schoolgirl with a robot arm if I could [2015-06-24] [11:33] OH FUCK JESUS [2015-06-26] [03:17] * Heinz_Doofenshertz is very very wet [2015-07-02] [12:09] It's hefty and solid. Feels good in my hand, you know? [2015-07-05] [05:50] * LuckieDuckula already has some Irish and English in her [2015-07-05] [09:31] came* [2015-07-05] [09:58] actually that's more of a dick than a smile [2015-07-05] [10:44] I'm not going 100% goop yet [2015-07-06] [10:47] As long as I didn't swallow, I only made it inedible to anyone else [2015-07-07] [00:24] I mostly just wanted to see what it felt like [2015-07-10] [18:35] well yeah but it's longer and possibly two ended [2015-07-12] [06:14] no sex in ballpit [2015-07-14] [10:49] Aeryn, get those skins! ALL THE SKINS! [2015-07-14] [19:28] ew, it's all dirty [2015-07-16] [17:14] i want it inside me [2015-07-20] [03:35] It's light fingering, kind of scratchy [2015-07-20] [14:10] DoctorGyarados: There is no clear proof that you are made of meat [2015-07-20] [18:13] Fuck those things are really big [2015-07-22] [15:29] Hm, it would still be very difficult to fit in there [2015-07-23] [08:39] dinokittehfrog: he gets really aggressive and bitey on the nip [2015-07-24] [01:34] it doesn't really have to be bigger, but there's a lot of ways you could take it [2015-07-26] [09:19] I DIDN'T burn the penis [2015-07-27] [16:23] I was 34.5 when we started, 37 when we ended [2015-07-29] [07:52] creamy warm white stuff yum [2015-07-31] [14:37] My everything is purple right now [2015-08-03] [02:24] It's just the small stuff, and that's what Roosevelt cares about [2015-08-06] [13:19] I can't figure out how he launches that fast [2015-08-07] [05:43] omg balls! [2015-08-08] [07:54] * LuckieDuckie prefers it on an angle [2015-08-08] [19:04] it's all hard and shiny [2015-08-12] [16:42] My Bro is in Ekim [2015-08-14] [03:57] stupid cheese [2015-08-15] [20:42] tally is cheap [2015-08-17] [14:44] i've seen people swallow bigger things while screaming at them... [2015-08-17] [17:49] And everything gets harder quicker [2015-08-18] [14:54] Eyes aren't the only person who still remembers teledildonics [2015-08-19] [14:30] heh heh. Hubbe's package. [2015-08-20] [18:32] i need blaine to rub it [2015-08-25] [16:46] I feel happiness When I eat a him [2015-08-25] [18:26] that is a hard one [2015-08-26] [21:18] I will measure my bags in the morning [2015-08-28] [08:53] ...all I got now is wood [2015-08-30] [14:08] That is a REALLY big penis [2015-08-30] [14:38] See, 14cm diameter doesn't sound that much [2015-09-01] [20:27] Hey, if dudes ejaculated pasta I'd be all for blowjobs. [2015-09-09] [12:24] now it is forever dick space [2015-09-11] [08:14] Which is probably why I got a D [2015-09-11] [15:30] Don't smash my D pls [2015-09-11] [15:35] Do not trust a tractor [2015-09-11] [19:11] Please do not steal my penis either [2015-09-12] [15:49] I take my D in the morning [2015-09-17] [13:36] Tyranic-moron do you need medical resistance [2015-09-17] [14:46] Nice timing, I'm in battle with baby cupid riding a bondage pony [2015-09-19] [11:38] Hey, maid Heufy, I have some really low down stuff that needs cleaning :P [2015-09-19] [15:29] yeah, missed the colon [2015-09-21] [10:16] I may have to get wet *sigh* [2015-09-22] [15:25] what if you just came [2015-09-23] [16:43] Strangely, I can still use my pipboy [2015-09-24] [18:35] * HubbeKing goes digging in his drawers [2015-09-24] [23:25] so if you're into a thinner smoothie, try just two finches [2015-09-27] [14:18] i liked the idea of being inside you more [2015-09-29] [16:09] this will also be hard >.> [2015-09-29] [16:13] that's hardly surprising [2015-09-29] [20:13] I'm not ready to finish~ [2015-10-03] [06:57] I need to go fight the growing taint down south [2015-10-03] [20:12] Wouldn't that just be horrifyingly sticky [2015-10-04] [02:21] Okay chemistring are you single? [2015-10-05] [03:02] it's so happy in there [2015-10-05] [09:19] Tyranic-moron do you care where i put that [2015-10-07] [00:40] come in! [2015-10-07] [12:23] My face is PROBABLY not a sex [2015-10-07] [17:12] * EldraziOutlaw does most things in bed [2015-10-07] [21:27] those are huge compared to mine [2015-10-08] [23:59] Öh andy you wonderful instance of a human finger." [2015-10-09] [19:12] I have a really really really deep hole [2015-10-11] [00:53] it lures you in, pretending to be a juicy cucumber... fuck you, zucchini [2015-10-11] [14:41] I just put my kugel into the oven [2015-10-11] [14:50] why would blankets be related to porno [2015-10-12] [14:13] I would totally cry cutting you up! [2015-10-12] [14:27] I AM NOT GOING TO BOIL MY PENIOS [2015-10-14] [18:31] This thing is HUGE [2015-10-14] [18:32] Like, it doesn't even look that big next to my old phone [2015-10-14] [21:32] A BELT OF ARMOR-PIERCING DILDOS [2015-10-15] [00:29] which sort of lack in the D department [2015-10-15] [00:36] Alex_LRR is making me want to do models [2015-10-15] [02:26] It's not that thick [2015-10-15] [18:58] unless you know someone has a disease a condom isnt really needed [2015-10-15] [20:22] Blaine really enjoyed my own little BUTT [2015-10-15] [22:09] size something something dongs [2015-10-15] [22:19] although i wouldn't be able to handle 21" anymore, it just looks too small [2015-10-15] [22:27] Gonna try a DP to DP tonight. [2015-10-16] [23:00] But OoT still a tighter package. [2015-10-16] [23:29] boobs, butts, tits, and handjobs. Stay classy chat [2015-10-17] [21:41] i am never giving the horse head again. Wait who says these things? [2015-10-18] [13:20] but I feel dirty if I do that :c [2015-10-18] [15:36] actually size doesn't matter that much [2015-10-19] [10:14] why is hubbe a penis [2015-10-20] [19:57] did you measure yourself? [2015-10-20] [21:05] I got Cockshoot and Pantysniffer here [2015-10-21] [00:26] im gonna be taking an advanced riding course on saturday [2015-10-21] [19:28] I can fit like, 4 or 5 bags in there [2015-10-24] [16:54] Oh, actually, I think only the males are furry [2015-10-24] [17:15] Heufneutje could you not all over my penis [2015-10-25] [05:51] im actually taking it sunday [2015-10-25] [11:22] I have bruises on my palms, we went hard yesterday [2015-10-25] [11:23] A misfire was made premature [2015-10-25] [13:45] Now I've got sticky chocolate all in my everything [2015-10-26] [15:20] Kite: you know what girl scouts taste like [2015-10-27] [13:50] his phyisical body is just a block of cheese with an ethernet port [2015-10-27] [21:37] I don't know if I can fit that many people [2015-10-27] [22:04] my thumbs hurt from all the screwing [2015-10-29] [15:08] Mara: I think when it comes to things coming out of penises, it's better to have explicit typing [2015-10-31] [00:08] you can never have 5 guys in your mouth [2015-11-02] [14:08] I'll bone-in your pork butt [2015-11-03] [15:39] A game should always have a boner [2015-11-03] [18:56] You can summon help for fuzzy crotch as well Hubbe [2015-11-03] [22:46] Let me tell you, eating Custody Papers is almost as bad as the hook they use to suspend me above the ladder [2015-11-05] [09:41] like, who comes here? [2015-11-05] [15:34] My god is that a banana in your pants [2015-11-09] [10:44] i'll show you big-endian [2015-11-09] [17:37] I appear to be some sort of busty lady pirate? [2015-11-09] [17:58] I ****ed it on low quality and it ****s fine [2015-11-10] [20:23] It is very small, though [2015-11-10] [22:05] i've been touching mine a lot more recently [2015-12-14] [16:46] sooo hard [2015-12-16] [20:00] I think it's too tiny for mounting tho [2015-12-18] [06:40] I got FIST HOLE and I'm not okay [2015-12-18] [12:54] Yeah, it'd be pretty rude to eat Lamb [2015-12-18] [16:40] insert that right into me [2015-12-18] [18:01] I've slept with him [2015-12-19] [15:14] Heufy pls don't put cake up my butt [2015-12-20] [00:49] whew, finally rooted my tablet [2015-12-20] [16:59] It's like many meters long and REALLY heavy. 2-day shipping was really expensive [2015-12-23] [08:18] a jiggly gelatonious substance [2015-12-23] [08:26] my hands get all sticky [2015-12-24] [14:13] work gave me a good load too~ [2015-12-28] [01:29] I keep trying to touch it [2015-12-28] [01:32] I'm also trying very hard not to play with it from the inside either [2015-12-28] [17:27] It must be at least the size of a toddler [2015-12-28] [17:44] I'm gonna wrestle the fuck out of this nude dwarf [2015-12-29] [04:46] and betsy, looks like too many men [2015-12-29] [04:56] like we're super tight and into it on the road but we get home and fall apart [2015-12-29] [11:10] Pikaa i don't think that makes your hkitain tingle [2015-12-29] [15:40] I think I may need a larger penis to fuck the mariana trench [2015-12-30] [21:06] Git: 'gud' is not a terrorist. [2015-12-30] [21:07] Godamnit fingers, stop being so delicious [2015-12-30] [21:08] I want to get off Mr. Hubbot's Wild Ride [2015-12-30] [21:27] me and my partner are going to do it together [2015-12-31] [18:10] but I like to feel something warm in my mouth! [2016-01-01] [02:44] DrWreckage: You neglected to mention its size :P [2016-01-01] [13:49] Well I can't do that, because you guys aren't in my cat [2016-01-03] [21:59] Now Docket has glitter herpes. [2016-01-04] [14:16] * HeufyCloud touches Gyaradroid right in the 3.5" [2016-01-04] [16:36] Huh. Now I found a video of Colonel Sanders doing it [2016-01-04] [20:35] Now watch angry ticks fly out of my nipples. [2016-01-05] [20:44] ohMAN THE GRINEER SALAD FORK HAS COME OUT [2016-01-06] [08:42] they only look like dildos if you're really looking [2016-01-06] [15:25] * Hiramas gives Hubbe a small tree and submerges him in delicious juice [2016-01-07] [05:41] I'll suck a dick for charity sir [2016-01-08] [03:19] screw the look I wanna put stuff in mah pants [2016-01-08] [06:10] Don't pee on me either [2016-01-10] [11:43] It's the D [2016-01-10] [11:43] "I want Charles In Charge of me." :P [2016-01-11] [13:22] * DoctorGyarados gives Didero a good shake in the toilets [2016-01-11] [13:38] I do that too, but it doesn't go deep enough [2016-01-11] [13:39] elcalen: I just use my little finger in the shower [2016-01-11] [22:11] Heufy is pretty adorable, it's true). [2016-01-12] [15:34] well how big is it? [2016-01-12] [19:17] Roo_fon2 why are you a gummy bear anubis? [2016-01-12] [22:50] I could use The Huge Hammer [2016-01-13] [08:40] something something penis [2016-01-14] [19:44] I also feel like I've had a dong longer than the three or so years I've been here [2016-01-14] [23:18] You can eat her [2016-01-15] [14:59] Though I would come to London if you promise to toss me ;) [2016-01-15] [15:00] I'll fuckin' toss ye, m8 [2016-01-15] [15:01] ****ing: LGW themselves might charge fees for ****ing off from there [2016-01-17] [08:06] yeah, that's fair. I'm not sure I'd want to play with strangers even with a friend present [2016-01-18] [16:26] I am also pooping a lot [2016-01-20] [08:36] I can eat it for you [2016-01-20] [15:51] The clowns feed you to the best ice cream [2016-01-20] [22:11] PyMoronBot is one happy dildo [2016-01-21] [10:24] Get out you muppets, this is a restricted area. We don't like your kind here [2016-01-21] [15:12] if you want to ride the piggy go for it [2016-01-21] [21:35] IN the butt even [2016-01-22] [01:34] HP's 12" friend finally makes a triumphant appearance. [2016-01-24] [09:22] prime D time [2016-02-03] [18:51] I get the feeling it is pretty small. [2016-02-06] [03:42] i'll rub it for you :P [2016-02-11] [07:22] i thought the big D didn't come out until valentines [2016-02-11] [19:08] this is huge [2016-02-11] [19:30] I can bingo with "titties" [2016-02-13] [01:13] I can wear a roosevelt upside-down [2016-02-13] [14:24] And also you were wearing a penis [2016-02-15] [18:48] * LuckieDuckie gives fucks [2016-02-15] [21:18] I am saving myself [2016-02-16] [21:46] Doc: Do you just want to shove a sausage in there? [2016-02-17] [01:40] i'm too lurk for your occ [2016-02-17] [01:42] * LuckieDuckie misses driving stick with the boyfriend, not the jeep I first learned in [2016-02-17] [03:22] Ah ok, good night and good luck scrub [2016-02-18] [01:15] I still want there to be some thickness in there [2016-02-18] [20:41] AND HIS NOSE IS A SAIL [2016-02-19] [14:54] That is certainly pumping. [2016-02-19] [20:22] * elcalen opens his mouth in expectation [2016-02-20] [18:48] fuck the sticky bit [2016-02-20] [21:53] it's very big [2016-02-21] [04:00] Roosevelt do you want sticky keys? [2016-02-22] [19:20] like, technical issues are really annoying. sausage is pretty good. [2016-02-22] [20:58] That you can pipe basically anything through [2016-02-23] [18:15] MasterCheese I'm 40 seconds in and I already cannot get any more erect [2016-02-23] [18:38] I'm so ready for Under the Covers [2016-02-25] [15:32] Though I have no idea what effects it has on toilet visits [2016-02-25] [21:59] I'd play with that stick, all day long [2016-02-26] [00:22] circumschismic wave collapse [2016-02-26] [04:13] Zeke have you checked your ass? [2016-02-26] [04:31] People at cons don't want to bdsm with me [2016-02-26] [04:33] Poop came up [2016-02-26] [04:35] i still don't have OOC [2016-02-26] [04:41] Lb : i am thinking of shattering spaghetti inside my penis ;.; [2016-02-27] [08:05] Wet pussy of low quality or if it is suggested because you can block a 5/4 flyer [2016-02-27] [15:07] you tell me to come every time :P [2016-02-28] [05:04] Your mom's face is a phantom menace :y [2016-02-28] [15:00] Hubbe i need your opinion on butts? (no lying) [2016-02-28] [19:20] The thing's fucking ribbed and everything [2016-02-29] [16:32] Clearly didero is pointing out their love for the shrubs [2016-02-29] [20:22] or at least semen flavored [2016-03-01] [15:53] It is a traintrack for your wang so it cant get lost [2016-03-02] [03:30] ugh that would be so good right now [2016-03-03] [20:04] Someone highlight me, i wasn't a robot, right [2016-03-04] [02:13] I can appreciate quite a lot more porn [2016-03-05] [01:16] my fingers still feel sticky [2016-03-07] [05:38] He steals roosevelt_tablet animal crackers and then he's all "booobss?????!????" [2016-03-08] [02:19] An yandere bunny gives me the fucking [2016-03-08] [18:04] HubbeKing: Yeah, but I rarely put stickers on my testicles [2016-03-09] [15:04] DICK [2016-03-09] [15:04] PENIS [2016-03-09] [16:24] And be really wet and sloppy [2016-03-09] [18:31] * elcalen goes hit on some nice sheep [2016-03-09] [20:59] I am beating up children [2016-03-12] [16:14] my penis is falling off in anticipation [2016-03-12] [16:23] Okay elcalen are you into bondage? [2016-03-15] [13:43] Poops today, poops right now [2016-03-15] [13:58] I prefer mine hard [2016-03-16] [14:47] if you assume my penis is an elder scroll, sure, Taveena [2016-03-16] [14:52] Mal why are you doing lemur? [2016-03-16] [16:54] I touched them so hard i start crying [2016-03-17] [23:04] do not insert anything in the meat dimension [2016-03-19] [23:34] She is entirely made of penises [2016-03-21] [20:49] pussy cafe! [2016-03-22] [11:41] I make no comment in regards to how long too long is ^ [2016-03-23] [07:27] thats a butload of content [2016-03-25] [15:09] I'm now immensely satisfied i am not batman [2016-03-25] [19:03] Okay elcalen are you nomming on the heufy [2016-03-28] [01:16] 10 in base dumb is yo mama [2016-03-29] [18:39] How about you shut your whore mouth [2016-03-30] [11:06] I leave for lunch and suddenly boners [2016-03-30] [22:24] I got distracted by strap-ons [2016-03-31] [04:27] with the side effect of course wanting to actually have the thing in my mouth [2016-03-31] [21:15] * Heufneutje touches Symphony's box [2016-04-02] [15:29] Woo, my balls hitting cam [2016-04-03] [14:46] Playing with you is why I'm so sleepy [2016-04-05] [11:06] Ah, right. Yeah that has my stuff in it :P [2016-04-06] [21:34] I don't know that we've had an opportunity to study a black hole so close before [2016-04-07] [14:19] It is harder, in any case :3 [2016-04-07] [15:35] I am waiting for my pants to dry [2016-04-07] [18:31] Tyranic-Moron: "Did you name your goddamned wizard Taco" [2016-04-09] [01:32] Did anyone in here good with the metric system